By Anonymous - 27/08/2011 07:21 - United States

Today, I was hosting a pool party, when my husband and his friends got the bright idea of lighting one of the party balloons on fire. Needless to say, it immediately exploded. In shock, he jumped back straight into me, sending me and my $400 cell phone splashing into the pool. FML
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emilieee_fml 0

Thats a smart man right there!!

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UrLyfSuxx 0

Why pay $400 for a celphone?

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angeluscado 15

'cause they might have gotten it for less with a cell phone contract? Mine's worth $650, but I got it for $160 through my cell phone company.

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angeluscado 15

Probably. It just bothers me when people say stuff like that. I'm probably too sensitive, hahaha.

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StRex1990 2

soooo what your saying is u were also watching them light the balloon on fire? i guess your not to bright either.

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tylenol123 0

I have sone questions: •what fone do you have •Why di you need a $400 fone •why do you have a $ 400 fine without the insurance •whats your IQ

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xrainbowshadowx 17

Some* Phone* Do* What's* Learn to spell before asking anyone about their IQ...Just because she has a VERY expensive phone doesn't mean she has a low IQ.

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tylenol123 0

Hmm, maybe cuz im on my ipod. You really think i cant spell "what"? I could care less about making a mistake with a keyboard where the buttons are small, so why dont you grow up

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bellabeautiful37 0

Get the f*** over it. Don't create drama jerk

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nero9112 4

How I loathe your kind, a generation of lazy vermin. The greatest moment of human history would be when you die in a fracus due to your ignorance. For God's sake, the correct term is "could not care less" otherwise you would care less and the meaning is lost.

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nero9112 4

If you feel a need to censor yourself then you are too young to use "****".

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Bellagab3 0

Well he's your husband so isn't that bill also his? x)

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jbsington 8

They don't make hydrogen balloons anymore for that exact reason... where do you live, OP, where they don't use helium?

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bellabeautiful37 0

Don't have a $400 phone. That's your fault for having it around the pool.

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pip74205 9

Try putting your phone in rice for a while. If your lucky, the rice will leech out all the water and your phone will still work.

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tylenol123 0

Not akways. My friebds ipod didnt work after thAt. It cAnt get the water out of the battery and hardrive all the time

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