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By Anonymous - 27/08/2011 07:21 - United States

Today, I was hosting a pool party, when my husband and his friends got the bright idea of lighting one of the party balloons on fire. Needless to say, it immediately exploded. In shock, he jumped back straight into me, sending me and my $400 cell phone splashing into the pool. FML

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By howniceofyou - 01/08/2011 18:12 - Canada

Today, I was at a pool party with some friends. They grabbed and lifted me in the air, about to throw me in the pool. My iPhone was in my pocket, so I screamed "MY PHONE!" They paused so I could gently throw it onto a deck chair. It bounced, hit the concrete, and cracked its screen. FML

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By pod - 25/06/2011 23:29 - United States

Today, my boyfriend threw me into his pool. I had my phone and iPod in my pockets. FML

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By WetPhone - 15/06/2009 18:10 - United States

Today, I was being pulled into a pool by my girlfriend. To avoid ruining my phone, I tossed it into one of the chairs behind me. I missed and it landed into the hot tub behind it. FML

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By Frank - 30/12/2024 20:00 - Australia - Daylesford

Today, I tried doing a backflip off the diving board into our hotel's swimming pool. Instead, I flopped into the pool so hard it sounded like a cannonball, and now my stomach is bright red. My friends will probably bring this up for the rest of our holiday. FML

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Smash

By Unintended Victim - 08/12/2022 02:00

Today, I was sitting next to my friend as he blew out the candles on his birthday cake. Some asshole got the bright idea to shove his face in the cake, but they missed and pushed me in instead. The candles were still lit. My hair caught fire. FML

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By ByeByeBlackberry - 07/09/2009 17:32 - United States

Today, I decided I would finally get up and weed our front yard. After a long couple of hours, I was hot and sweaty and decided to jump in the pool, with all my clothes on, just for fun. Right as I was in the air doing a cannon ball, my BlackBerry started to ring from my pocket... FML

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By AdamFoundHisEve - 25/05/2010 19:08 - France

Today, I had a dream about toasting with champagne. Whilst asleep, I extended my hand to toast, then brought my hand to my mouth to "drink the bubbly." I knocked over the glass of water I keep on my bedside table. My iPhone is now ruined, and in shock of my wet arm, I jerked backward headbutting my wife's face. FML

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By TmWhisp - 13/05/2016 10:02 - United States

Today, I found out what my husband meant when he said he "accidentally installed an indoor pool" last night. FML

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Great balls of fire

By Ouch - 19/01/2017 08:19

Today, my hand is covered in blisters because my boyfriend thought it would be fun to set an old insurance card on fire. Out of panic, he slapped the card against the wall in a failed attempt to put it out. Also out of panic, I slapped the flaming wall with my bare hands. FML

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By getmeoutofthiscountry - 19/07/2013 19:06 - United States

Today, I agreed to lend my daughter's inflatable pool to my neighbor for the day. Barely an hour later, I witnessed his son jump off their balcony, missing the pool by inches. He's now in hospital, and my neighbor has sworn to sue me, saying I'm responsible because the pool is mine. FML

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Saturday 27 August 2011 12:57

Thats a smart man right there!!

Midrash 5

Saturday 27 August 2011 12:59

He is a keeper

Comments

ksheets97 6

Tuesday 30 August 2011 1:49

Let's face it, no one ever remembers anything from science class.

kaleyjane77 0

Tuesday 30 August 2011 4:22

YDI for standing near the pool with your phone.

wo11kla 0

Wednesday 31 August 2011 1:30

Why do you have a $400 phone ... And better yet why do you have it near a pool?

TheGuyInsideU 0

Wednesday 31 August 2011 6:01

I had a atrix and it was over 600$ -.-

soricel 1

Friday 2 September 2011 16:38

Why you deserved it: 1. You stood directly behind a man who was about to set a balloon on fire. 2. You bought a $400 phone. 3. You were carrying said $400 phone on your person near a pool.

mettexxx 8

Sunday 4 September 2011 11:38

You better let him pay your new mobile phone (:

galactictoast13 22

Tuesday 1 November 2011 1:28

i dont understand why people think they need 400-800$ phones

Carlie_McCartney 1

Saturday 12 November 2011 13:54

Normally, I'd never say this, but YDI for owning a $400 smartphone. Who're you trying to impress?

anjtrg_1112 23

Thursday 5 January 2012 2:07

400 bucks for a cell phone? Jeez, I wouldn't want that kind of responsibility. FYL for your husband being an idiot, but you should've seen it coming if you pay that much for a phone.