Miscellaneous: Today, I was in a gas station bathroom attempting to buy a condom...

By Megannn - 01/05/2012 23:43 - United States

Today, I was in a gas station bathroom attempting to buy a condom from the machine on the wall. A woman who smelled of cat piss walked in, and I got embarrassed so I fled into a stall. She then started a conversation with me about "the good old days" from the next stall over. FML

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By Wrongtoilet - 12/07/2010 08:28 - Singapore

Today, I was at a new shopping mall. After an hour, I desperately needed to use the bathroom. Spotting one, I ran inside, locked myself in a cubicle and relieved myself. The toilet paper was out so I knocked on the cubicle beside me to ask for some. A lady's voice answered. She needed some too. FML

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Grossed out

By stinky - 12/12/2011 04:46 - United States

Today, my coworker friend told me she was going to the restroom. Soon after, I did the same. Once in the stall, I could smell a stench emanating from the next one. I yelled, "Ew, you stinky bitch" and sprayed air freshener under the partition. As I left the stall, my friend walked into the restroom. FML

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By NotALady - 15/12/2016 22:20

Today, I was at a gas station when I got a bad stomach ache. I clenched my cheeks together and rushed to the nearest bathroom. Twenty minutes and a clogged toilet later, I exited the one-person bathroom to a line of very angry women. I had run into the wrong restroom. One of them threw a tampon at me. FML

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By facepalm - 14/06/2011 08:30 - United States

Today, I really had to go to the bathroom. Due to my fear of public restrooms, I made sure it was clear before I started. I heard someone sigh halfway through. Embarrassed, I waited a full ten minutes before leaving the stall, only to see that it was only the automatic air freshener. FML

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By shyshy96679 - 20/06/2011 22:42 - United States

Today, I was using the restroom when a little girl tried to open my stall. It was locked, so she slid under the door and tried to have a conversation with me while I was pooping. FML

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By embarrassed4life - 25/06/2009 04:34 - United States

Today, I was in a public restroom when the girl in the stall next to me started asking me how I was doing. Thinking it was weird but not wanting to be rude, I answered her questions. Halfway though our conversation she said: "Hold on, the girl in the stall next to me thinks I'm talking to her." FML

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By rabid_otaku - 20/09/2014 23:39 - United States - Sycamore

Today, I had to stop at a gas station to go to the bathroom. A sign on the door told people to knock since the door didn't lock. As I was peeing, a lady walked in on me. Rather than simply saying sorry and shutting the damn door, she opened it wider and stepped in to apologize. FML

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Always check before

By Anonymous - 19/05/2017 14:00

Today, the stall I was using didn't have any toilet paper in it. Being the immature idiot I am, I was too embarrassed to ask for someone to grab me some. So I waited 45 minutes for the bathroom to be empty and crept into the next stall, only to find it was also out of toilet paper. FML

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By CallmeEddie - 14/11/2013 16:44 - United States - Joliet

Today, while I was in a bathroom stall, the guy next to me asked me for toilet paper. It was then that I realized I didn't have any either. FML

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By fviz - 07/02/2013 09:51 - United States

Today, while using a public restroom to change my tampon, I made eye contact with someone looking at me through the little space in the door. FML

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cessily 8

Wednesday 2 May 2012 8:04

Poor crazy old cat lady aint getting no lovin

kiran_fml 5

Wednesday 2 May 2012 8:05

Gas station condoms and ladies that smell like cat piss...sounds like you had an interesting day.

Comments

PamChopsWithMint 5

Wednesday 2 May 2012 8:11

Buy your bathroom wall condoms with pride!

HSOMGF 5

Wednesday 2 May 2012 8:12

What the hell is the point of this stupid story?

linkinpark98 23

Wednesday 2 May 2012 8:12

I bet she gave that one homeless guy a dollar, and got an unexpected hug too. :/

ChaosAngel17 14

Wednesday 2 May 2012 8:17

Was she giving you tips..?

robo_thunder 13

Wednesday 2 May 2012 8:21

You shouldn't be having sex if you're to embarassed to buy condoms.

MEM0817 18

Wednesday 2 May 2012 8:40

Not true 22. Buying condoms can be embarrassing, at any age. I'm in my mid 20's and still feel uncomfortable buying them. That's why I love self check-out.

Grimmerie 31

Wednesday 2 May 2012 8:42

Hence the pregnancy?

breeY0 7

Wednesday 2 May 2012 8:45

ummmm no. I would agree more with, if you didnt buy condoms because you were to embarassed you should'nt be having sex.

un1corns 15

Wednesday 2 May 2012 9:24

29 - What's so embarrassing about buying condoms? I can't understand why an adult would be embarrassed about that, most people already assume you're having sex and therefore don't give a crap when they see you buying them.

LookOnBrightSide 12

Wednesday 2 May 2012 9:57

22-*too

petlover7598 7

Wednesday 2 May 2012 14:45

I don't think there is anything wrong with OP for being shy about sex. It is our society that doesn't openly talk about sex that is the problem. The US thinks that we should tell children all the scary stuff that can happen and then preach abstinence. Sex has become a taboo topic. I,however, am in a medical field where penis and ****** come up fairly regularly and I'll say that instead of "private area" or genitals, just to watch people squirm.

MEM0817 18

Wednesday 2 May 2012 18:47

30. Yes, hense the pregnancy. I'm pregnant but that doesn't mean I wasnt using protection. Idk I'm just more of a shy person and although I'm about to be 25 I look 17 and people think I am. I've been stared at awkwardly by strangers because they assume I'm too young to be having sex. That's just me though. You should of seen the looks and whispers when I had to stand in line with my pregnancy test!