Miscellaneous: Today, I was in a gas station bathroom attempting to buy a condom...

By Megannn - 01/05/2012 23:43 - United States

Today, I was in a gas station bathroom attempting to buy a condom from the machine on the wall. A woman who smelled of cat piss walked in, and I got embarrassed so I fled into a stall. She then started a conversation with me about "the good old days" from the next stall over. FML

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By Wrongtoilet - 12/07/2010 08:28 - Singapore

Today, I was at a new shopping mall. After an hour, I desperately needed to use the bathroom. Spotting one, I ran inside, locked myself in a cubicle and relieved myself. The toilet paper was out so I knocked on the cubicle beside me to ask for some. A lady's voice answered. She needed some too. FML

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Grossed out

By stinky - 12/12/2011 04:46 - United States

Today, my coworker friend told me she was going to the restroom. Soon after, I did the same. Once in the stall, I could smell a stench emanating from the next one. I yelled, "Ew, you stinky bitch" and sprayed air freshener under the partition. As I left the stall, my friend walked into the restroom. FML

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By NotALady - 15/12/2016 22:20

Today, I was at a gas station when I got a bad stomach ache. I clenched my cheeks together and rushed to the nearest bathroom. Twenty minutes and a clogged toilet later, I exited the one-person bathroom to a line of very angry women. I had run into the wrong restroom. One of them threw a tampon at me. FML

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By facepalm - 14/06/2011 08:30 - United States

Today, I really had to go to the bathroom. Due to my fear of public restrooms, I made sure it was clear before I started. I heard someone sigh halfway through. Embarrassed, I waited a full ten minutes before leaving the stall, only to see that it was only the automatic air freshener. FML

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By shyshy96679 - 20/06/2011 22:42 - United States

Today, I was using the restroom when a little girl tried to open my stall. It was locked, so she slid under the door and tried to have a conversation with me while I was pooping. FML

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By embarrassed4life - 25/06/2009 04:34 - United States

Today, I was in a public restroom when the girl in the stall next to me started asking me how I was doing. Thinking it was weird but not wanting to be rude, I answered her questions. Halfway though our conversation she said: "Hold on, the girl in the stall next to me thinks I'm talking to her." FML

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By rabid_otaku - 20/09/2014 23:39 - United States - Sycamore

Today, I had to stop at a gas station to go to the bathroom. A sign on the door told people to knock since the door didn't lock. As I was peeing, a lady walked in on me. Rather than simply saying sorry and shutting the damn door, she opened it wider and stepped in to apologize. FML

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Always check before

By Anonymous - 19/05/2017 14:00

Today, the stall I was using didn't have any toilet paper in it. Being the immature idiot I am, I was too embarrassed to ask for someone to grab me some. So I waited 45 minutes for the bathroom to be empty and crept into the next stall, only to find it was also out of toilet paper. FML

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By CallmeEddie - 14/11/2013 16:44 - United States - Joliet

Today, while I was in a bathroom stall, the guy next to me asked me for toilet paper. It was then that I realized I didn't have any either. FML

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By fviz - 07/02/2013 09:51 - United States

Today, while using a public restroom to change my tampon, I made eye contact with someone looking at me through the little space in the door. FML

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cessily 8

Wednesday 2 May 2012 8:04

Poor crazy old cat lady aint getting no lovin

kiran_fml 5

Wednesday 2 May 2012 8:05

Gas station condoms and ladies that smell like cat piss...sounds like you had an interesting day.

Comments

charvisioku 22

Wednesday 2 May 2012 15:49

Why the **** were you embarrassed?

HighGTurn 12

Wednesday 2 May 2012 16:42

Why do girls need condoms anyway? I know a lot of girls that are virgins and have a shit load of them.

kinkyfemboislut 6

Wednesday 2 May 2012 18:32

Pussy.

hateevryone 14

Wednesday 2 May 2012 18:51

Ewwww the bitch needs to shower.

lovepandorasaver 11

Wednesday 2 May 2012 18:54

"Back in my day, you could get condoms for a nickel!"

KiddNYC1O 20

Wednesday 2 May 2012 19:44

Ensue the massive diarrhea.

Sundaysilence05 0

Wednesday 2 May 2012 20:07

gas station condoms have given me some unexpected bangs thx genius behind gas-condom merger

Ambaayyy 8

Wednesday 2 May 2012 22:21

If you get embarrassed about buying condoms, you shouldn't be buying them or having sex.

Calyx_fml 21

Wednesday 2 May 2012 22:31

If you're too embarrassed to buy a condom then you are certainly too embarrassed to use it.

Dearthairclann 7

Wednesday 2 May 2012 22:40

YDI for buying a condom from a gas-station dispenser. FYL for being within odor proximity of a cat-piss person, I hate those ******* people with a passion.