By embarrassed4life - 25/06/2009 04:34 - United States

Today, I was in a public restroom when the girl in the stall next to me started asking me how I was doing. Thinking it was weird but not wanting to be rude, I answered her questions. Halfway though our conversation she said: "Hold on, the girl in the stall next to me thinks I'm talking to her." FML
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WinterSanctity 21

This happened to me before. The girl was like "OMG (not "Oh my God! it was OMG)some girl thinks I'm talking to HER!" (in a bitchy, self-righteous tone) so I replied "Hey, I gotta go. This girl is in the other stall and she thinks that I'm talking to her. She's on the phone and thought I was answering her. I gotta get out of here, though. She is stinking up the bathroom really bad." (She was taking a decently loud poop while on the phone - EW) (I wasn't on my phone, just pretending to be) So I washed my hands really quick and got the hell out of there.

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hehe333 0

oh, man. that sucks. i would feel so awkward after wards!! so how embarrassed were you afterwards??

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sbarre1 0

Ugh. This has happened to me. Not that I thought they were talking to me, but people talking on their phone in the bathroom. Wtf?! No one wants to hear you peeing. And TheAmazing, that was really ******* difficult to read. I hope you don't write your papers for classes like that. >.>

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LeedsFML 0

Sickipedia....... having its jokes ripped off since 1998..... pathetic....

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HeyThereGorgeous 0

Whatever ... Eff the person on the phones life, now they know there talking to someone whose on the toilet.

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shnibz101 0

FYL that girl is an idiot, talking on the shitter yea she is smart!

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4ube_fml 6

Now this is why you do not take your phone to the restroom Although it's a world old joke...

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turnedoffTVgrey 0

Didn't this same FML get posted like a week or two ago but with a guy instead?

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fortytwo 0

This is also the same reason people shouldn't have bluetooths. All the time, I get in fake conversations that ACTUALLY MAKE SENSE with people on a bluetooth. It usually takes about 30 seconds for me to realize they aren't talking to me, because they couldn't take the one second to say "phone call".

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drybamboo 0

Who cares if it was unoriginal. The execution of the joke was well done and it got me giggling for a minute.

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lawdylawdylawdy 0

I've never heard that joke before and I like to think it's true... Funniest story I've ever heard!!! Why would you speak on your phone in the toilet though?

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hockey_chick 0

It's quite funny yes, but it would have been even funnier to say "Who the hell talks on the phone while they're taking a shit?!" It's a bit nasty to do that reguardless.

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