By embarrassed4life - 25/06/2009 04:34 - United States

Today, I was in a public restroom when the girl in the stall next to me started asking me how I was doing. Thinking it was weird but not wanting to be rude, I answered her questions. Halfway though our conversation she said: "Hold on, the girl in the stall next to me thinks I'm talking to her." FML
I agree, your life sucks 424
You deserved it 88

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This happened to me before. The girl was like "OMG (not "Oh my God! it was OMG)some girl thinks I'm talking to HER!" (in a bitchy, self-righteous tone) so I replied "Hey, I gotta go. This girl is in the other stall and she thinks that I'm talking to her. She's on the phone and thought I was answering her. I gotta get out of here, though. She is stinking up the bathroom really bad." (She was taking a decently loud poop while on the phone - EW) (I wasn't on my phone, just pretending to be) So I washed my hands really quick and got the hell out of there.

hehe333 0

oh, man. that sucks. i would feel so awkward after wards!! so how embarrassed were you afterwards??

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Who talks on the phone in the bathroom?! I don't because everyone can hear your conversation and what you're saying, doesn't make any sense. FYL

Calling someone while you're in a restroom? okay...

birds_fml 7

More like FHL, for not having the common courtesy to not call up all her friends while she's taking a shit/piss. Gross!

freddie_fml 0

Come on, guys, this is totally new! Every other of the 10000000000 times I've heard this joke, it took place in a MEN'S bathroom.

RedHot_105 0

The same thing happened to me once, it was sooo embarassing. Turns out the girl was on her cell phone.

yea they are right...... it is OLD. but if this was real... i would say FYL.... i hate those bluetooth things... a similar story happened to me before.

muffinsareyummy 1

you deserved that one, tbh. people are rude and would never talk to anyone in public anymore. it's the truth. welcome to 2009.

On the flip side: if this ever actually happens to you, just start screaming "who the **** are you talking to you, you weirdo? Get the **** off your cell phone, I refuse to be an internet cliche!"

I think it's so rude and disgusting how people talk to others on the phone while in the bathroom.

Awhh.. I thought this was hilarious until I read the mean comments...thanks guys...