Miscellaneous: Today, I was in a restroom sitting on the toilet, when the guy...

By sofargone420 - 29/07/2011 14:27 - United States

Today, I was in a restroom sitting on the toilet, when the guy right next to me noticed my AC/DC boxers around my ankles and started to sing "Back in Black." FML

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Same thing different taste

By bathroomgirl - 11/08/2011 16:09 - United States

Today, thinking I was alone in a public bathroom, I started singing the words to my favorite song. A minute later that I heard a toilet flush, so I just sat there petrified. The other person sarcastically picked up the singing from where I left off. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/01/2014 00:26 - United States - Goodyear

Today, I used the restroom at a mall. I thought I was alone, so I started singing. When I got out of the stall, there were men staring at me. Not only did I embarrass myself with my own singing, I'd accidentally used the men's restroom too. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/09/2011 18:52 - United States

Today, at work while on the toilet, somebody came into the stall next to me and gave a loud play by play of every fart, plop, and grunt. He then asked loudly who I was and when I didn't answer put his head under the stall to look at me. FML

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Heartwarming story

By Anonymous - 06/10/2009 00:22 - United States

Today, I was hanging out with my boyfriend in his room, wearing his boxers. He told me this story about how one time he had diarrhea when he was stuck in traffic and had no choice but to shit himself. I asked him what prompted this story. He said I was wearing the boxers he'd pooped in. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/05/2014 22:11 - Sweden - Lidk?ping

Today, my boyfriend surprised me by coming home early. He walked in on me sitting on the toilet, singing full volume to my cat as I took a crap. FML

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By not telling you my name - 07/08/2015 15:16 - United States - Elkhart

Today, I went to take a dump at work. The silence in the room was deafening, and I ended up singing to myself. After I proudly finished, there was a short silence, followed by a coworker in the next stall saying, "Um... don't quit the day job, Rick." I'll never live this down. FML

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By toosmall - 31/01/2009 21:40 - United States

Today, at the urinal a guy came up next to me to do his business. He stared over at me, looked down, laughed and then left. FML

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By American idol - 06/04/2011 06:19

Today, I was at a local talent show and during a piano performance I had to go to the bathroom. I sang along in the bathroom but was unaware how loud I was until I walked out and everyone started applauding me while the pianist was still playing. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/05/2009 06:26 - United States

Today, I lost track of time while rocking out, butt-naked, to Kelly Clarkson and Michelle Branch after taking a shower. Three of my metalhead friends had let themselves in my house and were on the lower level laughing their butts off at me for 30 minutes before telling me. I'm a 23 year old guy. FML

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Sneaky

By Shamed - 06/09/2011 08:06 - United Kingdom

Today, I was on the toilet at work. After a very loud and very smelly session, I waited until the other stall had been vacated to keep my anonymity. As I leant forward for some toilet roll, my ID fell out of my pocket and into the next stall. When I came out, it was face up near the sink. FML

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AmethystRain 20

Friday 29 July 2011 19:12

At least they weren't Michael Jackson boxers. He could have started singing "Beat It" instead.

ZoZo17_fml 0

Friday 29 July 2011 19:07

you should sing along...

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paigemosier 1

Friday 29 July 2011 19:13

How is this an FML? More like MLIA!

eatmorewaffles 9

Friday 29 July 2011 19:14

Comment moderated for rule-breaking.

Show it anyway

oboewhore_xD 6

Friday 29 July 2011 19:34

Your username is "eatmorewaffles"? What are you? A two year old? I suggest you think of a big boy username to avoid this problem again.

Symmetry88 0

Friday 29 July 2011 20:08

AD/DC is amazing, so stfu.

creedaddict 9

Friday 29 July 2011 19:14

Awesome!!

perez69 3

Friday 29 July 2011 19:14

that's pretty funny

lilacprincess28 0

Friday 29 July 2011 19:14

how the hell is this an fml? nothing BAD happened to you.

MarijuanaPanda 0

Friday 29 July 2011 19:15

looking a dudes boxers ... like a BOSS

BIEBERSLAYER 10

Friday 29 July 2011 19:16

you have music to shit to that's always a plus

supimnyancat 9

Friday 29 July 2011 19:17

SITTIN ON THA TOILET SITTIN ON THA TOILET

ilikeapplejuice 7

Friday 29 July 2011 19:24

Lmfao. That lady had issues

jjames7543 13

Friday 29 July 2011 19:26

Now fluuush.

SilentTreatment 7

Friday 29 July 2011 19:19

I bet if you had a mirror on a stick and shoved it under his stall, he would stop peeping and singing...

kaylapple 1

Friday 29 July 2011 19:20

thats very strange.

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Same thing different taste

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