Miscellaneous: Today, I was in a restroom sitting on the toilet, when the guy...

By sofargone420 - 29/07/2011 14:27 - United States

Today, I was in a restroom sitting on the toilet, when the guy right next to me noticed my AC/DC boxers around my ankles and started to sing "Back in Black." FML

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Same thing different taste

By bathroomgirl - 11/08/2011 16:09 - United States

Today, thinking I was alone in a public bathroom, I started singing the words to my favorite song. A minute later that I heard a toilet flush, so I just sat there petrified. The other person sarcastically picked up the singing from where I left off. FML

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You deserved it 37 195

By Anonymous - 12/01/2014 00:26 - United States - Goodyear

Today, I used the restroom at a mall. I thought I was alone, so I started singing. When I got out of the stall, there were men staring at me. Not only did I embarrass myself with my own singing, I'd accidentally used the men's restroom too. FML

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You deserved it 23 763

By Anonymous - 26/09/2011 18:52 - United States

Today, at work while on the toilet, somebody came into the stall next to me and gave a loud play by play of every fart, plop, and grunt. He then asked loudly who I was and when I didn't answer put his head under the stall to look at me. FML

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You deserved it 3 580

Heartwarming story

By Anonymous - 06/10/2009 00:22 - United States

Today, I was hanging out with my boyfriend in his room, wearing his boxers. He told me this story about how one time he had diarrhea when he was stuck in traffic and had no choice but to shit himself. I asked him what prompted this story. He said I was wearing the boxers he'd pooped in. FML

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You deserved it 5 443

By Anonymous - 10/05/2014 22:11 - Sweden - Lidk?ping

Today, my boyfriend surprised me by coming home early. He walked in on me sitting on the toilet, singing full volume to my cat as I took a crap. FML

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You deserved it 13 707

By not telling you my name - 07/08/2015 15:16 - United States - Elkhart

Today, I went to take a dump at work. The silence in the room was deafening, and I ended up singing to myself. After I proudly finished, there was a short silence, followed by a coworker in the next stall saying, "Um... don't quit the day job, Rick." I'll never live this down. FML

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By toosmall - 31/01/2009 21:40 - United States

Today, at the urinal a guy came up next to me to do his business. He stared over at me, looked down, laughed and then left. FML

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You deserved it 2 609

By American idol - 06/04/2011 06:19

Today, I was at a local talent show and during a piano performance I had to go to the bathroom. I sang along in the bathroom but was unaware how loud I was until I walked out and everyone started applauding me while the pianist was still playing. FML

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You deserved it 36 976

By Anonymous - 05/05/2009 06:26 - United States

Today, I lost track of time while rocking out, butt-naked, to Kelly Clarkson and Michelle Branch after taking a shower. Three of my metalhead friends had let themselves in my house and were on the lower level laughing their butts off at me for 30 minutes before telling me. I'm a 23 year old guy. FML

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You deserved it 63 229

Sneaky

By Shamed - 06/09/2011 08:06 - United Kingdom

Today, I was on the toilet at work. After a very loud and very smelly session, I waited until the other stall had been vacated to keep my anonymity. As I leant forward for some toilet roll, my ID fell out of my pocket and into the next stall. When I came out, it was face up near the sink. FML

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You deserved it 4 964

AmethystRain 20

Friday 29 July 2011 19:12

At least they weren't Michael Jackson boxers. He could have started singing "Beat It" instead.

ZoZo17_fml 0

Friday 29 July 2011 19:07

you should sing along...

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gthelms92 0

Friday 29 July 2011 19:26

that's funny I'm sry

aturcios1 7

Friday 29 July 2011 19:29

thatss wierrdd i wouldd off been lykk STFU:)

promisekept 2

Friday 29 July 2011 19:43

you're stuttering at the end of every word....

Symmetry88 0

Friday 29 July 2011 20:12

STFU=Shoot The Flying Unicorn. and quit stuttering. Your spelling is repulsive.

DeadxManxWalking 27

Friday 29 July 2011 19:30

I would have sang 'Thunderstruck'

nunsrtight69 0

Friday 29 July 2011 19:35

36 - 1 15 - 0

zom_fml 10

Friday 29 July 2011 19:39

That's a little creepy but also kind of funny :P At least he didn't try to strike up a conversation...

katieklein 0

Friday 29 July 2011 19:39

at least you had entertament (spell check) while you were *going*

fwodyqbco654 0

Friday 29 July 2011 19:39

sounds more like a win then an fml to me..

AcdcKicksAss 3

Friday 29 July 2011 19:42

Sorry about that man.

ThisRandomChild 0

Friday 29 July 2011 19:45

LMFAO THATS SO AWESOME!!!

Euphoriah 0

Friday 29 July 2011 19:55

Depends was his singing good or bad?

Omit 4

Friday 29 July 2011 19:56

not an fml at all haha

punjabi44 0

Friday 29 July 2011 20:00

that's what I was thinking haha

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Today, I received a package addressed to me. Excited, I opened it in front of my whole family. Inside was a box of adult toys that I definitely did not order. Turns out, my friend Mike thought it would be hilarious to send it to me as a joke. My grandma's face will haunt me forever. FML

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Today, I had to pick up my brother and his girlfriend from the bar at 2:00am because they were too drunk to drive themselves and had no money for an Uber. Five minutes into the ride, they started going at it in the back of my car. I don't think I'll be doing favors again. FML

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Today, a student turned in homework she copied off an online answer key. The wrong key. My students are too stupid to cheat right. FML

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Today, my boss thanked me for all my hard work and promised me a raise and a promotion. Shortly thereafter, she sent out a memo announcing she'd sold the company. The new owner immediately came in to "restructure." I got demoted. FML

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Today, I was reported for mortgage fraud. The reason? A distant cousin wanted to congratulate me on my new home, but she was upset that I didn’t go through the lender she works for. FML

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Today, my 4 year old son thought it was funny to put money in the shredder. He stuck over 500 dollars in it. FML

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Today, I was texting my crush. I tried to say, "I need a nap," but my iPhone changed it to "I need anal." I sent it. FML

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Today, I live in my own house, but on my mom’s property. Whether I look outside towards the south, west, or east, I always look upon some ugly crap my mom has lying around. Except the north. On that side, it’s the neighbors’ crap. FML

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Same thing different taste

Heartwarming story

Sneaky

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