Kids: Today, I was in a store when a child looked at me and said to...

By cganon - 21/09/2010 12:44 - United Kingdom

Today, I was in a store when a child looked at me and said to his mother "look at that tall man!" His mother replied "he's an evil giant isn't he, darling?" I then mimed being an evil giant to make the kid laugh. His mother slapped me. FML

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By jules - 17/04/2009 17:05 - United States

Today, I was in the supermarket when I saw a little boy trying to reach for something on the top shelf. I went over to him and asked if his mom knew where he was. The boy turned around. He was actually a very angry midget. FML

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By no i'm sure you're a responsible parent - 09/04/2020 02:00 - United States

Today, I got bitched out by some lady in a Walmart because I looked at her funny while she was on the phone, loudly bragging about "slapping the shit out of" her kids. FML

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By jessi - 02/12/2011 13:22 - United States

Today, I told my son he couldn't have a toy. He threw a fit, looked me in the eye, and screamed, "Daddy's right! You are a bitch!" The whole store was watching. FML

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By Black Cat 13 - 04/09/2010 06:52 - United States

Today, at work, a little girl was misbehaving. Her dad told her that she would look like me when she grows up. The little girl look horrified while Daddy laughed and kept reassuring her he was "just kidding." FML

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No touching!

By Noname - 27/01/2009 19:36 - United States

Today, at the mall my brother and I went to look at a vendor's items when my mom said not to touch anything. Thinking my brother was standing next to me, I saw him touching stuff so I smacked him in the arm and told him to stop. I turn to see that the old lady to my side was giving me a mean look. FML

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Reported

By maximumpower - 15/03/2009 01:46 - United States

Today, I was eating at a restaurant in town, when a small boy started looking at me. I simply smiled and went back to eating, only to hear out of the corner of my ear, "Daddy, why does that kid's face look like that"? He said it so loud, the three tables next to us turned and looked. FML

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By Chubby - 02/11/2009 20:39 - Belgium

Today, I was babysitting a really annoying kid who wouldn't listen to me, and threw his food through the kitchen, so I punished him. When his mother came home he ran to her and said, "Mommy, mommy, it's not true what you told me, fat people are NOT nice!" FML

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By mandy - 10/04/2009 15:35 - United States

Today, I was babysitting my neighbor's kid. We were playing in the yard, when he fell and got a small scratch on his leg. I gasp, and he takes a huge breath in and yells, "FUUUCK!!!" as loud as possible. The parents thought it was me, and the mother slapped me in the face. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/08/2021 22:00

Today, a bratty kid at Walmart called my mom a "fat bitch" when she wasn't walking fast enough for him. Enraged, I gave him the meanest death glare I could muster and I tore him a new one, right in front of his mother, who then defended her kid, saying that my mom and I should both lose a few pounds. FML

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By DatAss - 15/01/2016 10:56

Today, I was out grocery shopping when some pervert decided to slap my ass as they walked by. As I turned around to confront them, I saw that the culprit was a 7 or 8-year-old boy. I was so shocked, speechless and angry that I couldn't even decide how to handle the situation. FML

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curzy 6

Tuesday 21 September 2010 19:18

assault. file a police report Lol.

Jewelofagal 2

Tuesday 21 September 2010 19:18

Don't know why you went along with the Mother's "evil giant" comment. It's not good to cater to people who insult you. Should this ever happen again, consider saying with a stone-cold facial expression, "Pardon? I'm not a giant and I'm not evil."

Comments

dwoody83 0

Tuesday 21 September 2010 20:16

id slap the bitch right back

rpvia 0

Tuesday 21 September 2010 20:24

hahahahah damn op, sounds like some shit I would do ahhahah

canzo378 0

Tuesday 21 September 2010 20:26

sue her physical assault

aldog24 0

Wednesday 22 September 2010 1:35

lol you Americans are soooo funny, your instant reaction to ANYTHING is: sue then! you all need to harden the f up and not be such whinging babies

MasterOfTheXP 2

Tuesday 21 September 2010 20:29

watabitch

RedInThaHead 0

Tuesday 21 September 2010 20:44

lol slap her ass back

itzdeity 0

Tuesday 21 September 2010 20:46

slap her and her kid

Shivermeshamrock 0

Tuesday 21 September 2010 20:51

I hope the kid doesn't turn out like the rotten bitch she is. :P

thesecretninja 0

Tuesday 21 September 2010 21:07

Falcon Punch time?

riseofabreakings 0

Wednesday 22 September 2010 6:20

yes it's falcon punch time

DarkHelmet 10

Wednesday 22 September 2010 13:44

ABSOLUTELY!!!!

Trollz4daLULZ 1

Tuesday 21 September 2010 21:30

YDI for being a mutant freak. Kudos for trying to scare a kid, though; kids DI for being kids. But back to you, OP. YDI for being a spineless wuss and not hitting her back. BTW, if you're really a "giant", how could she reach your face to slap it? Was she an Amazon? Were you squatting? Did she jump? Was it not your face she slapped? I WANT ANSWERS!

r6_fml 4

Wednesday 22 September 2010 2:33

She carries around a special stool specifically for slapping tall people. He was squatting, to take a dump on her chest. She did jump, when the duece struck home plate. She didn't slap his face, she slapped his chocolate starfish. Next question....

Trollz4daLULZ 1

Wednesday 22 September 2010 20:34

Did you film this incident?! ^^

XhugzX 0

Tuesday 21 September 2010 21:31

just an fyi..tall ppl arent evil...and get picked on just as much as short ppl..

greatnt249 0

Wednesday 22 September 2010 4:24

Thanks for the clarification?

Chocolate_Chunk 2

Monday 27 September 2010 16:12

umm no. Shorties will get more direct insults, true, but tall people get way more subtle insults. For example, tall people can't even ride the bus without getting painfull leg cramps