Kids: Today, I was in a store when a child looked at me and said to...

By cganon - 21/09/2010 12:44 - United Kingdom

Today, I was in a store when a child looked at me and said to his mother "look at that tall man!" His mother replied "he's an evil giant isn't he, darling?" I then mimed being an evil giant to make the kid laugh. His mother slapped me. FML

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By jules - 17/04/2009 17:05 - United States

Today, I was in the supermarket when I saw a little boy trying to reach for something on the top shelf. I went over to him and asked if his mom knew where he was. The boy turned around. He was actually a very angry midget. FML

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By no i'm sure you're a responsible parent - 09/04/2020 02:00 - United States

Today, I got bitched out by some lady in a Walmart because I looked at her funny while she was on the phone, loudly bragging about "slapping the shit out of" her kids. FML

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By jessi - 02/12/2011 13:22 - United States

Today, I told my son he couldn't have a toy. He threw a fit, looked me in the eye, and screamed, "Daddy's right! You are a bitch!" The whole store was watching. FML

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By Black Cat 13 - 04/09/2010 06:52 - United States

Today, at work, a little girl was misbehaving. Her dad told her that she would look like me when she grows up. The little girl look horrified while Daddy laughed and kept reassuring her he was "just kidding." FML

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No touching!

By Noname - 27/01/2009 19:36 - United States

Today, at the mall my brother and I went to look at a vendor's items when my mom said not to touch anything. Thinking my brother was standing next to me, I saw him touching stuff so I smacked him in the arm and told him to stop. I turn to see that the old lady to my side was giving me a mean look. FML

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By maximumpower - 15/03/2009 01:46 - United States

Today, I was eating at a restaurant in town, when a small boy started looking at me. I simply smiled and went back to eating, only to hear out of the corner of my ear, "Daddy, why does that kid's face look like that"? He said it so loud, the three tables next to us turned and looked. FML

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By Chubby - 02/11/2009 20:39 - Belgium

Today, I was babysitting a really annoying kid who wouldn't listen to me, and threw his food through the kitchen, so I punished him. When his mother came home he ran to her and said, "Mommy, mommy, it's not true what you told me, fat people are NOT nice!" FML

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By mandy - 10/04/2009 15:35 - United States

Today, I was babysitting my neighbor's kid. We were playing in the yard, when he fell and got a small scratch on his leg. I gasp, and he takes a huge breath in and yells, "FUUUCK!!!" as loud as possible. The parents thought it was me, and the mother slapped me in the face. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/08/2021 22:00

Today, a bratty kid at Walmart called my mom a "fat bitch" when she wasn't walking fast enough for him. Enraged, I gave him the meanest death glare I could muster and I tore him a new one, right in front of his mother, who then defended her kid, saying that my mom and I should both lose a few pounds. FML

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By DatAss - 15/01/2016 10:56

Today, I was out grocery shopping when some pervert decided to slap my ass as they walked by. As I turned around to confront them, I saw that the culprit was a 7 or 8-year-old boy. I was so shocked, speechless and angry that I couldn't even decide how to handle the situation. FML

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curzy 6

Tuesday 21 September 2010 19:18

assault. file a police report Lol.

Jewelofagal 2

Tuesday 21 September 2010 19:18

Don't know why you went along with the Mother's "evil giant" comment. It's not good to cater to people who insult you. Should this ever happen again, consider saying with a stone-cold facial expression, "Pardon? I'm not a giant and I'm not evil."

Comments

generalfubar 0

Tuesday 21 September 2010 21:33

damn...that was her reaction to you scaring her kid?!? I wonder what the reaction is when you try to kiss a guy??

Fentown_fml 4

Tuesday 21 September 2010 21:45

... How do you mime something like that? Also- did the kid laugh or not?

Flipflops4ever 0

Tuesday 21 September 2010 21:51

First u eavesdropped on her conversation then u try to scare her kid. No wonder she freaked out. U deserve being slapped, u r lucky she didn't scream this unknown guy is scaring my baby - u didn't have a good explanation if ppl came to her aid...

yomomasmoma 0

Tuesday 21 September 2010 22:34

she insulted him u douche you're saying its ok for people to talk shit as long as they dont kno rite?

greatnt249 0

Wednesday 22 September 2010 4:32

Kids aren't exactly known for making quiet observations, so I doubt this was eavesdropping. The kid says something out loud within the OP's earshot; OP recognizes himself in the description and turns around to see if it was, indeed, him being talked about. That's not eavesdropping; anyone would do the same if they thought they were being talked about, especially if it's about an obvious or unflattering feature.

numnut 3

Tuesday 21 September 2010 21:58

I really don't get how people can think you are wrong.. WHAT on earth is that mother teaching her child??????? sheeessshhh you can't go saying nasty things about people to your kid, how mean, poor kid it's going to grow up to be SOOOOOOOOOOO polite and respectful.