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By Darkheaven - 17/11/2008 11:27 - France

Today, I was in an online chatroom speaking to this girl that I really hit it off with. She then confided in me that she'd recently been dumped by her boyfriend and that he was a jerk. A little while later, we exchanged photos. It was my ex. FML

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Same thing different taste

By bevo - 26/08/2010 02:09 - Australia

Today, my date and I went to the movies. After the date, we were both on an instant chat room at our homes. Her personal message displayed "I think I love my ex again." FML

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She definitely heard

By Anonymous - 09/09/2021 02:00

Today, I had to go to the mall for a quick errand. While there one of my friends who works at a phone booth was there and I stayed for a little bit chatting with him. While chatting, a girl passed by. She was so pretty that I blurted out, "What a woman!" out loud. Turns out it was my ex. FML

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Classy

By LAME - 23/02/2009 08:09 - United States

Today, I was at my ex-girlfriend's house, who I still have a major crush on. After cuddling as we watched a movie, she began to show me several pictures she had taken on her phone, and asked which ones I liked the best. She then sent the pictures I had chosen, to a guy she had met a week ago. FML

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Small world, huh?

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom - Maidenhead

Today, I was talking to my best friend about how much of an asshole my ex-boyfriend is. After about 2 hours of non-stop bitching, it turns out she's actually dating him. FML

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By facebookdeception - 31/10/2014 04:25 - New Zealand - Auckland

Today, I found out that the girl on Facebook that helped me out of my sadness after my break-up and who I'd hopelessly fallen in love with was just a prank by my ex-girlfriend. FML

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Friends?

By idekwtfigo - 01/05/2022 06:00

Today, I found out that the girl my boyfriend says is "just a good old friend" is actually an "ex that got away." FML

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I'll have the Catfish

By Anonymous - 25/03/2023 06:00 - United States

Today, I made my way to a bar for a first date with a guy I had been talking to online. It turned out he was actually my ex-boyfriend in disguise, trying to get revenge for dumping him. FML

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You deserved it 140

By Anonymous - 16/09/2009 04:24 - United States

Today, I was having an after work-out dinner with my ex-girlfriend and we were having a great time, catching up, eating good food, all the good things. Then when I got home, I realized I just talked to my ex-girlfriend for an hour and a half about how much better her new boyfriend is than me. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/02/2017 21:00 - Canada - Jansen

Today, I was talking to a girl online and she stopped talking to me abruptly after seeing my picture. FML

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Rubbing it in

By lmiller - 24/01/2010 03:29 - United States

Today, when I logged onto Facebook, I discovered a friend request from my ex who broke up with me and deleted me months ago. Upon adding her, I was taken to her profile where I saw dozens of status updates talking about how much she loves her new boyfriend, who she dumped me for. FML

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MSJ91 1

Saturday 14 March 2009 3:03

Sounds like a nice coincidence to me. There's nothing like falling for the same person again.

biggee531 7

Wednesday 4 March 2009 8:22

A rather unfortunate event i think. Everything is funny in retrospect though ;)

Comments

monsooneth 0

Sunday 3 May 2009 1:36

Apparently you're not as much of a bastard as she thought if you guys fell for each other again.

inadvertant 0

Monday 4 May 2009 22:17

evidence that maybe you two should indeed be together?

PlasticHandz 0

Monday 11 May 2009 22:20

PMSL

Exist3nce 0

Tuesday 12 May 2009 0:58

Sounds like a made up story to me !

mandyreid_ 0

Monday 18 May 2009 18:59

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH :)

snode001 0

Wednesday 20 May 2009 18:37

LOL you idiots are meant for each other!

so_me_fml 0

Thursday 21 May 2009 8:44

Yeah seriously, what are the odds... But as #1 pointed out for us, it DID happen to dear Mr. Buffet :P

elliekinslurvsya 0

Wednesday 27 May 2009 1:31

staceybby 0

Monday 1 June 2009 23:10

haha :') it really confuses me when i hear stuff like this, and the story about the married couple who were cheating on each other with each other online, i don't even chat to someone unless i either know who they are, or they have photos/webcam to prove who they are. how can people meet up with others not even knowing what they look like? it's beyond me..