By axwound - 27/12/2009 13:04 - United States

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Today, I was in bed with my cat on my lap. No one was around, so I felt comfortable enough to let out a huge fart. What I didn't expect was my cat jumping up and then clawing and biting my crotch. FML
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Lia_Mackenzie 4

Would you want someone to fart massively while YOU were sitting on their lap?

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aback 4

Just because cats lick their own asses doesn't mean they want to smell yours, too.

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brasileirinha 0

Lmao why is everyone saying they deserved this? I would never expect my dogs to flip out over a fart.

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rxxk 0

Why are there more people saying YDI? Everyone in the universe farts. It's part of our DNA.

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iplaywow 0

they deserved it for doing it when the cat was RIGHT ON THEIR LAP, fyi-cats can smell too

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Derek321 2

I don't know the situation enough to absolutely classify what the cat was thinking here in its aggression, but if my dog/cat(s) ever physically *assaulted me (it's master and provider) with its predatory weapons out of a deliberate type of anger and not out of nervousness or surprise, it would be sent to the pound or severely disciplined. It it kept attacking me during the discipline, then it would simply be shot or bludgeoned to death. I love my animals, but I am their master, and they exist for my enjoyment. -Ty

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aelw23 0

Uh... shooting or bludgeoning an animal to death is actually considered cruelty... you can get arrested for that, because most people don't believe in bludgeoning animals to death. And since when do animals exist solely for personal enjoyment? Bit of a God complex, there?

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iplaywow 0

actually, you exist for your pets, you are not their master, they are your masters, think about it, you feed them and clean up after them and they don't have to do anything else for you, so good luck, and go get your cat a cheeseburger

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attatood 8

If you actually fart with an animal on your lap then you deserved it. That is sooo gross! How about the cat sticks it's butt in YOUR face and farts?

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cheergurlxx2 0

that happened to my sister lol

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cheergurlxx2 0

im not even kidding

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Blippety 23

I wouldn't put it past my cat to do that, 39.

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sheltergirl87 0

I have 7, plus 4 foster cats. I know exactly what you went through!

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Ada360 0

Hey...girl don't piss off the cat. -.- LOL

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bigcitydreaming 0

bahahahaha. love it.

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r_max 0

The cat probably thought it was being attacked by your ass hence the clawing and biting. Next time think twice before startling animals with your flatulence.

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