Miscellaneous: Today, I was in class and really needed to pee. My teacher has...

By Anonymous - 20/09/2011 21:25 - Canada

Today, I was in class and really needed to pee. My teacher has chosen to replace our hall pass with a copy of War and Peace. She picks out a page for us to memorise on the shitter, and repeat by heart later. If we can't remember, we get locked out of class, and then get detention for being absent. FML

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By d0rk_ - 02/09/2011 20:44 - Canada

Today, I was in English class when I had to use the bathroom. As I was signing out, the teacher said, "Don't forget the hall pass!" It was a plunger. I had to walk across the school with a plunger. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/01/2011 21:56 - Isle of Man

Today, I went to the toilet during drama class, not because I had to actually go, but because I wanted to play Monopoly on my iPod. I lost track of time and came back twenty minutes later. My whole class listened while I was forced to tell my teacher I'd been really constipated. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/03/2011 16:14 - Netherlands

Today, I was worried about passing an exam, so I hid a note under my skirt. When the guy next to me was finished, I had to get up so he could leave. With no time to hide the note, I stood in front of the entire class, hand over my crotch, looking as if I had to pee. FML

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By Anon - 18/12/2013 09:56 - United States - Paso Robles

Today, I had to pee during a supervised lockdown. I asked my teacher to take me since we couldn't be in the halls alone. Since class was going, she couldn't take me. Much to my dismay, she sent a school-wide email asking for someone to take me to pee. Six teachers took me, including my principal. FML

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By nevasurprised - 10/01/2012 14:50 - Germany

Today, I fell asleep in class. I'm the teacher; I've already given students detention for falling asleep in class this year. FML

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By Pee.H.D - 02/05/2016 17:24 - United States - Fontana

Today, since I always fall asleep in class, I decided not to go to the bathroom beforehand, hoping the need to pee would keep me awake. I ended up falling asleep and wetting myself in the middle of the lecture. FML

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Mystery unwanted gift

By Anonymous - 04/05/2021 07:59 - Australia - Bendigo

Today, I came back from school camp and really had to go to the toilet. I ran to the nearest one, which was by the principal's office. After I finished, I tried to flush the button. Turns out the water was turned off so it wouldn't flush. I bolted. The principal is now stuck with my unwanted present. FML

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FAKE NEWS!

By cocomitchie - 07/07/2021 00:01

Today, I have a serious bladder problem, which causes me to frequently urinate. If I'm unable to, I get really bad cramps. To ensure I always can go, I got a note from my doctor stating I can go during class. My professor threw it away and claimed it was fake. Hello, cramps. FML

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By fannylover - 18/02/2010 20:12 - United States

Today, I finished my classwork and my homework early. Since we weren't allowed to leave the room, I decided to draw. My teacher noticed and gave me detention for "goofing off" when I should be doing my work. When I told the teacher I was already done, they gave me a second detention for "attempting to defy them". FML

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By Peepants - 03/03/2016 23:03 - United States - Huntsville

Today, I really had to pee during one of my college lectures. I finally worked up the nerve to leave the room while he was lecturing, and ran frantically to the bathroom. Once in there, the urge intensified to the point I couldn't hold it. I peed my pants while standing in the bathroom. FML

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azcardinals1307 2

Wednesday 21 September 2011 5:38

dear god. you should complain.

PurpleFrostingg 7

Wednesday 21 September 2011 5:39

WTF?

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johnnyrogers97 9

Wednesday 21 September 2011 6:27

So stupid

teh_uber_muffin 3

Wednesday 21 September 2011 6:42

Tolstoy is a good author. War and Peace was really ******* boring, though.

keshaforever1 14

Wednesday 21 September 2011 6:45

Your teacher is weird..

THE_A_TEEN 27

Wednesday 21 September 2011 6:50

What! The! ****!? Can a teacher legally do that? That's literally mental abuse. REPORT HER TO THE PRINCIPAL!!!

mattc89 0

Wednesday 21 September 2011 18:38

Your an idiot, that's mental abuse lol :P it's not the teachers fault, blame the stupid kids who abuse "going to the bathroom" and just skip class, to get high or some stupid shut

ClingyOtter 4

Wednesday 21 September 2011 21:25

So she should punish everyone who needs to go to the bathroom? Obviously not every kid does that.

copy125 0

Wednesday 21 September 2011 7:08

Also here's a good one, just say you were memorizing when suddenly the book fell in the toilet and you decided it was just better off not grabbing it from the toilet.

ArienMC 4

Wednesday 21 September 2011 7:09

What if you just had to pee? You wouldn't have enough time to memorize it. This seems fake to me. Or your teacher is a dumb ass. Either or.

jsaxon1996 0

Wednesday 21 September 2011 7:11

YDI for having a small bladder.

BellaBelle_fml 23

Wednesday 21 September 2011 10:02

Agreed. OP should take their's back to the store they bought it from and demand they exchange it for a bladder that actually fits! Stupid stores, selling people bladders before they make sure its the right size. Shameful I say! Shameful...