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By sassman - 01/12/2009 19:49 - United States

Today, I was in class. I am an older student going back for my PhD. I was kicked out of class for "sassing" my instructor for telling him he was wrong about what took place at an event I was actually present at. My instructor is a 22 year old TA. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/10/2022 22:00

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By Noname - 28/01/2009 11:03 - United States

Today, I gathered the courage to participate in a class discussion. My professor laughed at me. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/10/2011 15:52 - United States

Today, I was bitched out by my 17 year old son's teacher. It seems the idiot teacher made the kids advocate for his own political beliefs in a presentation, and my son ended his speech saying, "And it remains my opinion that our instructor is cramping my motherfucking style." Instant suspension. FML

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By shnigel - 27/02/2010 20:04 - United States

Today, I got sent out of the class for "inappropriate" behaviour. The teacher later forgot about me and sent a notice home to my parents stating that I skipped class. FML

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Tuesday 1 December 2009 23:08

He needs a whuppin'. Tell him to cut you a switch. Back in your day, people didn't take this kind of crap!

NrthrnLghts 0

Tuesday 1 December 2009 23:13

More proof that TA's are TA's for a reason: They don't know shit and the only reason they got to be TA is because they kissed a lot of ass to get there.

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cieramc 0

Tuesday 1 December 2009 23:33

That sucks dude.. I hate teachers like that..didn't know TA's could kick you outta class though.

perdix 29

Tuesday 1 December 2009 23:33

I'm sure your attitude was arrogant and smug enough that your teacher was right to throw you out. The right thing to do is this case is to talk to the TA privately. You don't humiliate a teacher in front of the whole class. You were probably stoned at the event and you really didn't know what went on.