By toomuchmetal - 24/06/2009 19:17 - United States

Spicy
Today, I was in line at a checkout. I have quite a few facial piercings and 1/2" gauges in my ears. The very heavy cashier asks how big my gauges are and then starts telling me about how she recently got her clitoris pierced and how sometimes she has orgasms behind the register. FML
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drybamboo 0

A few years later, that cashier will have lost most of her senses down there and will probably need a jackhammer to her clit in order to get off. Shame. :-(

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ZuRG_fml 7

The OP was describing a situation that disgusted her. OP mentioned weight: "very heavy." OP -didn't- mention age, race, etc. Care to speculate why?

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kacie13 1

Well, since you are both women, she might have been giving you advice or something. xD Lmao. But seriously, that's just TMI. Ew.

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paperfox_fml 0

Well, yeah. Thinking about a random fat person's jibbly bits is disgusting. I'm sorry if I offend you, but really, would YOU be aroused if some fat chick started telling you about her intimate piercings?

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Psodium 0

She probably just wanted you to convince you to get a hood piercing by saying it felt really good.

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fmlcrycrycryfml 0

whats a ********?

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Psodium 0

Women's little penis. Oh yeah, now you'll never look at it the same :-DDD

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milady666 2

How old are you? Is this even a serious question?

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fmlcrycrycryfml 0

o god. you know i'm 12 right? good way to scar a little child.

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laurisshnazzy 0

YDI for being on here when you're 12.

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whatagoodgirl_ 0

wth are you doing looking up any under the sex catagory in the first place?

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Kimbug 0

I'm 12 too. Just cause your 12 doesn't mean you have to be totally ignorant.

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fmlcrycrycryfml 0

hooking up=making out go look up ****** on www.dictionary.com cuz i'm not ******* explaining that one. and i doubt you're 16--you're probably a lot younger am i right? i'm younger than that and i know this stuff.

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1337Steph 0

Erm, I guess for a 10 year old, hooking up means making out. But for people over 18, hooking up means sexually.

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whatagoodgirl_ 0

agreed. in auz we consider it making out. uk/us it's far, far more. apparantly. we need a universal truth.

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pasiphae9 5

Please, tell me you're joking. Please?

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fmlcrycrycryfml 0

SOMEONE HAVE A CONVERSATION WITH ME ON HERE I'M SOO BORED

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