By toomuchmetal - 24/06/2009 19:17 - United States

Spicy
Today, I was in line at a checkout. I have quite a few facial piercings and 1/2" gauges in my ears. The very heavy cashier asks how big my gauges are and then starts telling me about how she recently got her clitoris pierced and how sometimes she has orgasms behind the register. FML
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drybamboo 0

A few years later, that cashier will have lost most of her senses down there and will probably need a jackhammer to her clit in order to get off. Shame. :-(

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Comments

GabriLee 0

Why was "very heavy" necessary in this FML?

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lilcuti3pi389 0

because its descriptive and gives us more info about the FML, unlike the FMLs that are not specific enough, and are wack.

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greenmonxster 0

because that makes it more gross.. not trying to be mean, but that was kinda obvious.

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wowfmlife 0

so stupid people dont say "was she hot?? you should have done her!"

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paperfox_fml 0

Because if she was skinny and attractive it would be sort of sexy and not an FML. The fact she's a fatty makes it nasty.

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Heidi_fml 0

Well, looks at it this way - would that piercing between toned thighs be as gross as a genital piercing between fat thighs that create a sweaty environment....? That's a TMI explanation for you. But seriously, we don't need fat wank.

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dreamofme 0

Dude that's freaking awesome. If I got my clit pierced, I would sure as hell have orgasms behind the counter! Idk if I'd tell a bunch of people though - she was probably hitting on you. And fat girls need lovin' too. I'd hit that. ...if I was a dude. Lol. This isn't an FML. It's a "Who cares? Embrace life."

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dancin303 0

the op was a girl. so unless the "heavy cashier" was a lesbian, i dont think she was hitting on the op.

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ikextek 0

If she was attractive and single, i woulda gotten her number. Cause if that isnt a hint, i dont know what is.

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Bud_fml 16

*Grabs a grenade* *Pulls pin* *Puts grenade in mouth* *BOOM*

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SKYblue_fml 1

wow. @OP, I'm really sorry. ... but it will make a great story to tell at parties... :D and at all of you who are saying "YDI" just because she wants to have piercings, she is not covering up her "ugliness", she's not wearing layers and layers of makeup or a mask, she's just accessorizing.

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spongebobrocks 0

I so agree...

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LeCielNousAide 7

you can't hide ugliness with piercings...makeup, yes. piercings are accessories they do not cover up anything at all. personally, i don't have a problem with piercings...i don't think a huge amount of them are attractive (nor are huge gauges) but it's really mainstream now. FYL to the OP. you didn't deserve that just for having piercings.

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btuwo 0

hahahaha, okay now this one definetly needs a comic version.

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EJade 0

Ok that should definitely be filed under 'Did Not Need To Know.'

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ZuRG_fml 7

If the cashier hadn't been overweight it'd be hot instead of TMI, yeah? Fatphobia FTL

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