By toomuchmetal - 24/06/2009 19:17 - United States

Spicy
Today, I was in line at a checkout. I have quite a few facial piercings and 1/2" gauges in my ears. The very heavy cashier asks how big my gauges are and then starts telling me about how she recently got her clitoris pierced and how sometimes she has orgasms behind the register. FML
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drybamboo 0

A few years later, that cashier will have lost most of her senses down there and will probably need a jackhammer to her clit in order to get off. Shame. :-(

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nviedemerde 0

Ohhhhh...I missed the "very heavy" part. I was wondering why it was so terrible (thinking most guys would be stoked if some hot cashier told them she was orgasming while working) but yeah, FYL.

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Bryan_Z 0

I love the comments here, as though heterosexuals never get pierced...NEVER.

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sayhello_fml 0

I love your comments on this site, as though all heterosexuals are homophobes.

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Bryan_Z 0

I never said that. I'm just replying to those comments in particular. I'm not generalizing at all.

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lilcuti3pi389 0

no it still would have been disgusting.. how is that hot? especially since the poster is a woman. Just saying

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podrummer9209 0

erm, if she was fit, that would be incredibly hot. as it stands it's a little awkward. still kinda hot though.

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lilcuti3pi389 0

under no circumstances should the cashier have said that, its extremely inappropriate to say something like that at your job to a customer... seriously. FYL cuz thats disturbing regardless. btw the OP is a woman for those who didnt notice.

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harlequintempest 0

Agreed. Because it was from an employee of an establishment, to a customer, regardless of how sexy she was or was not, it was unprofessional and inappropriate.

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mexicansweetie48 0

lol thats just way to much info! fyl cuz ur a woman and she was heavy.

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fermata 0

She'd lose all the sensations in her clit in 6 months thanks to all the scarring. Poor thing.

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Sappheyes 0

I've never heard of that happening. It's probably not an actual "clit" piercing, which is incredibly rare as few piercers will do it, it's dangerous, and extremely painful. Likely it's a clitoral hood piercing, which is actually one of the simplest piercings you can do, and heals quickly since you're just piercing a thin membrane of tissue. There's virtually no scarring at all, not even a visible mark left behind when/if it's taken out. But anything in your underwear should be kept private while you're in public, particularly when you're working.

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bubblebeez 0

That's a TOTAL myth. I've had my clitoral hood piercing for going on a year now. Yeah, it was SUPER sensitive while it was new and still healing. Now I forget it's there sometimes. But it's given me MORE feeling rather than 'losing sensation.' It's a stupid myth.

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redbluegreen 40

She was probably just confiding in you, because some piercings can be pretty impressive, and people sometimes like to discuss these things, but anything below the waist in piercings is TMI. To everyone knocking on piercings, it's a personal decision. Just like dying your hair, cutting it a certain way, and how you dress. Get over yourself and realize not everyone has your values and opinions. People express themselves differently. The OP wasn't asking for it. You should have left OP. And you can feel before six months, since it heals quite quick. But it's not surprising at all it would happen.

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darkest_white 0

Fat ppl have piercings

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milady666 2

Not true. I'm fit and have 3 facial piercings. They're just accessories.

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