By toomuchmetal - 24/06/2009 19:17 - United States

Spicy
Today, I was in line at a checkout. I have quite a few facial piercings and 1/2" gauges in my ears. The very heavy cashier asks how big my gauges are and then starts telling me about how she recently got her clitoris pierced and how sometimes she has orgasms behind the register. FML
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drybamboo 0

A few years later, that cashier will have lost most of her senses down there and will probably need a jackhammer to her clit in order to get off. Shame. :-(

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Corderita 0

it's GAGES, not GAUGES

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fckaduck 0

smack yourself in the face.

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oogyboogy 6

(In a very black girl voice) why don't you smack yourself *does the snap snap thing and walks away that's right I went all snap snap y'all

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yesmy_love 0

HAHAHAHAHAHA wow. that is awesome. good for her. big girls need love too.

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SushiChef 0

What the hell is with everyone hating on piercings? It isn't like their choices are affecting your life. @OP - FYL

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Holly_x 0

I have a few facial piercings as well, but I hope to god this never happens to me lol.

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drybamboo 0

It's TMI, but she was probably feeling like she had the greatest idea in the world (probably from orgasmic highs) and decided to share it with everyone. When my best friend got her nipples and tongue pierced, she wouldn't shut up about how good they felt.

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Edenbeam 19

Wow. TMI. >_>

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Albino_Mag 0

That is disgusting! I'm all for piercings, but clitoral piercings are a bit blech. And it HAS to be in Virginia! *is now afraid of overweight cashiers*

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kyeee 0

i hate it when cashiers talk to me. i dont care aboout your life. and ummm gross?

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mad_masquerade 0

You probably don't tip your waitresses when they deign to attempt to talk to you, either.

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LeCielNousAide 7

um. I work at Target and we were TOLD to talk to the customers. it's people like you that make us get bad reviews; and cashiers are people too...having a conversation with the customers breaks up the monotony and the occasional bad customer (like you) who probably doesn't like anything we do.

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SiLvEr_070 5

Aww, yea, i get what u mean. I don't actually work anywhere, but i totally freak out when i have go to the cashier because i get really nervous around people i haven't met before, and i think it's really nice when the cashier smiles or starts a conversation to loosen up the tension a bit, so good on you! =]

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beaverdogmouse 0

YDI for shopping

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Roofus 0

I'm sorry you had to imagine that heifer's aroused genitals. When will fat people learn that their place is working in call centers, or internet jobs, or working from home where we don't have to see or smell them? And please, don't listen to all the people who said you deserve it. No one deserves what you went through. I hope you talked to her boss and got her ass fired. Maybe with less money to spend on food she'll lose some god damned weight. Probably not though.

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kateisbored 0

you are a useless waste of space. Being fat doesn't make you less competent. being ignorant, however, does make you less competent.

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xHaniffax 0

#70: Wow....you must be REALLY fat. FYL.

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fmlbaby_fml 0

#70: You're a ******* idiot. Go jump off a bridge. Seriously.

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Gillypants 3

#70 WOW i can't believe such primitive people still exist. i bet you have an eclipse and weave in and out of traffic to prove how awesome you are, too. die in a fire. ****.

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drybamboo 0

Wow, you just easily trolled 4 people with an obviously sarcastic comment. FML needs more people with a sense of humor and internet savviness.

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nycbutterfly 0

sarcastic or not, that verbal diarrhea was extremely offensive... 'he' probably also thinks woman should speak when spoken to, stay home with the babies, and have dinner ready on the table [http://anonymousdiaryproject.blogspot.com]

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larri_rools 0

I'll go ahead and throw it out their that not all fat people are actually fat. Me for example. I'm 280 pounds but I still meet the requirements to join the army because i'm under 26% body fat. So next time you feel the need to call somebody fat you self-absorbed lil' shit. Don't talk that shit on the internet look up to one of us (if you can look away from slicing your inner thigh) and say it to our ******* face. Have a glorious day.

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Meowingtons500 18

You sir, are a dick face. Stfu and get an Internet job so everyone else doesn't have to look at, hear or smell you. Stop hating and get a ******* life :) Fml is too great for close-minded haters such as yourself. Thanks bye.

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griddy24 18

This is so extreme I think it’s meant as sarcasm, because our societal fatphobia is really extreme. But it doesn’t quite come off.

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