By Anonymous - 10/09/2010 02:09 - United States

Today, I was in my basement when I saw a giant cricket on the floor. I found an old plastic bottle of orange paint to drop on it and did so from about five feet up. The bottle exploded and splattered the walls and floor like a crime scene. The cricket hopped away untouched. FML
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schwancy 2

Have you ever tried using your foot? Or perhaps just leaving it alone?

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FFML_314 11

Yes, I meant loathe* Thank you! :P I love you guys too.

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ohthebloodygore 16

You're all idiots. Yes, it was necessary to say so. :]

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alwaysbored13 14

YDI. Next time just step on it. There's no need for complicated strategy in killing something significantly smaller than you.

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LexisMommy2010 0

Lmao! YDI come on now you should of known that was going to happen

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katelynjoy 0

ohemgoodness YDI; it was just an innocent bug.. crickets can't even hurt you Hun:/

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misfitSuperStar 0

Now just think of the hours of FUN you'll have cleaning that hot mess of orange paint up!!! Way to go, op!! *high five*

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TheIrishJaneDoe 8

I think I'd just paint the rest of the basement orange to match. That is, once the cricket was taken care of.

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jinxthejinx 0

YDI for being mentally handicapped.

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Person1233 12

More like FYL for being mentally handicapped.

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Arsonnist 3

That's a unique way to do it. Were you trying a new "eat the paint covered cricket and win free icecream challenge?"

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msphatb00ty 0

**** CRIC GIANTS!! brb

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