Miscellaneous: Today, I was in my family's hotel room taking a dump. The lock...

By Anonymous - 15/06/2011 13:37 - Denmark

Today, I was in my family's hotel room taking a dump. The lock to the bathroom was broken so we had made a deal: when the door is closed, someone is using the toilet. The maid didn't know that. She punched me in the face because she claimed I scared her. FML

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By please knock - 13/09/2016 23:26 - United States - Needham

Today, I went in the one-person bathroom at work to pee. Next thing I know, a woman forced the locked door open and walked in on me, because she didn't believe another person who said, "I think someone is in there." I'm reluctant to use that bathroom in the future. FML

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By sleepingonthetoilet - 28/03/2018 08:00 - United States - Birmingham

Today, my supervisor locked me in the women's bathroom as I was cleaning it. I heard the owner scolding him, so I waited for the door to open, thinking he got in trouble. It wasn't until I heard the front gate locking that I realized I'm staying the night in the bathroom. FML

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By shyshy96679 - 20/06/2011 22:42 - United States

Today, I was using the restroom when a little girl tried to open my stall. It was locked, so she slid under the door and tried to have a conversation with me while I was pooping. FML

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By random - 29/04/2013 21:11 - Canada

Today, I was taking a dump in the bathroom. The lights turned off and I was too embarrassed to come out of the stall. The janitor walked in, turned the lights on and asked If anyone was there. I stayed quiet. He turned the lights back off and locked me in the bathroom. FML

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By oGxFoopFoop - 28/05/2020 20:00

Today, I was taking a shit in my friend's bathroom when his brother's girlfriend walked in. Nobody decided to tell me that the lock didn’t work. FML

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By leah - 16/10/2019 22:00

Today, I was standing in the shower drying off when my sister came in the bathroom. She must have thought I was a burglar because she hit the shower curtain and punched me in the face. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/12/2022 18:00 - United States - Fpo

Today, I took my brother to the bathroom at a restaurant. The stall next to mine was locked, so I assumed he was still in there. I yelled his name a few times, then banged on the door out of annoyance. I gave up and returned to the table, where he was sitting with a grin. Turns out I just traumatized a poor lady in the stall. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/11/2010 11:34 - Sweden

Today, at work, after a visit to the bathroom, the lock broke in my hand and the door was jammed. I called the janitor on my cellphone and told him about the situation. He told me to fill out a complaint and leave it in his post box. He then hung up. FML

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By slashteddy - 09/09/2009 23:30 - United States

Today, at work, I was on my break when I had to use the bathroom. I was on the toilet taking a dump when the door latch loosened and the door swung open. The little girl standing there took one look and screamed. Security busted in. My pants were still down. FML

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Road rage

By ari - 27/07/2019 20:00

Today, while on a road trip, I went to the bathroom at a gas station and locked the door. Turns out the lock was automatic and I'd actually unlocked it. My mom walked in on me, but instead of apologizing and leaving, she yelled at me in the middle of the gas station. FML

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A7X_LoVeee 10

Wednesday 15 June 2011 18:57

I guess you could say...you scared the shit out of her!

futtbuck101 1

Wednesday 15 June 2011 19:31

That's a shitty situ- *shot in the face*

Comments

insanez58 11

Wednesday 15 June 2011 22:28

thats shitty luck, no pun intended

im_so_ninja 0

Wednesday 15 June 2011 22:29

don't people knock anyway?

sblhaine 0

Wednesday 15 June 2011 22:51

shud have put up the "do not disturb" sign on the door

oldnavysnake 0

Wednesday 15 June 2011 23:06

why dont i think this is real.? most maids would maye knock.????? so i doubt this is a real life situationn..

IHATETROLLSS 0

Wednesday 15 June 2011 23:25

in my opinion most of these fmls are fake but its more fun to act as if they arent

prophet87 0

Wednesday 15 June 2011 23:17

sounds like a free hotel stay too me

bubo_fml 10

Thursday 16 June 2011 0:17

Get some payback by ******** in the tub...

phuckedlife16 0

Thursday 16 June 2011 1:44

sue the shit outta the hotel it will make a good day :)

mikelust1977 7

Thursday 16 June 2011 2:08

should of shit on her or him

jjstock 7

Thursday 16 June 2011 2:15

haha sooo funny.fyl op :p.try not to scare people!

cmwstroup 0

Thursday 16 June 2011 4:10

if this were me id be happy that would give a decent pay out! Sue everyone's doing it lmao

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