Money: Today, I was in my hotel room. I picked up an expensive wine...

By Anonymous - 26/09/2010 11:29 - Turkey

Today, I was in my hotel room. I picked up an expensive wine from the mini fridge, just to see what it is. I heard a mechanical "bling". I was charged for it. Then, I tried to put it back, only to hear another "bling". I was charged twice for expensive wine that I won't even drink. FML

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Today, I needed to relax, so I ordered room service at my hotel. When I was finished, I went to put the tray outside, not thinking about needing a key to get back in. I locked myself out of my room, wearing smiley face underwear in a $250 a night hotel. I had to go to the lobby to get a new key. FML

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By Tyr88 - 05/03/2017 02:00 - Australia - Blakehurst

Today, I opened my fridge. It's entire contents: half a takeaway meal and 4 bottles of wine. FML

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By NoMoreMeatForAYear - 21/05/2014 21:23 - New Zealand - Auckland

Today, I found out that just because my roommate doesn't buy alcohol, it doesn't mean she isn't stealing mine and slowly replacing it with water. That bottle cost me $150 and was destined to be a present for my best friend, whom I haven't seen in years. FML

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By laststand11 - 26/12/2011 01:35 - Reserved

Today, I received a very expensive bottle of wine for Christmas. My alcoholic mother snuck into my house while I was out and drank the whole bottle. FML

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By ojskyguy - 11/10/2014 23:04 - United States - Pearl

Today, I knocked over and broke one of two very expensive wine bottles. As I was using the mop to clean it up, the handle knocked over and broke the other. FML

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By isuckasawaitress - 12/12/2011 17:08 - Singapore

Today, it was my first day at work as a waitress. The day ended with me owing my employers money, after I accidentally smashed an expensive bottle of wine on the floor. FML

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iluvchanman 0

Sunday 26 September 2010 19:04

can't u just explain the problem to a manager? if not, that sucks!

ikickyourdog 0

Sunday 26 September 2010 19:08

maybe the 2nd bling was it uncharging you

Comments

jkweenjkwrntjkrw 0

Sunday 26 September 2010 22:57

gift it to someone? :3

sexyhunkman 0

Sunday 26 September 2010 22:58

curiosity killed the cat

ellice17 3

Sunday 26 September 2010 23:34

atleast enjoy it then?

SuperNinjaa 0

Sunday 26 September 2010 23:58

heh heh you should get even by taking a bunch of crap from the hotel just like on friends!

glitterypink 0

Monday 27 September 2010 14:49

the salt shaker, no no no, but the salt yea yea yea

bloobelly 0

Monday 27 September 2010 1:33

tell the front desk dumbass. WTF! use your brain.

cono1717 0

Monday 27 September 2010 1:58

Or in this case curiosity cost the cat a fortune.

tbell428 0

Monday 27 September 2010 2:59

This fml falls under the "just explain" category. Call the front desk and tell them what happened. It's not that hard to figure out.

RPattzs_gurl 0

Monday 27 September 2010 4:32

Lol that's why when my younger brother and I went to NYC with my older brother, he told us not to touch anything. Actually, he told us not to even open the door of the mini bar. I did anyways just to look at the stuff.