Love: Today, I was in the airport after saying goodbye to my boyfriend...

By ouch - 01/09/2010 13:50 - Belgium

Today, I was in the airport after saying goodbye to my boyfriend who left for three months. Walking back to my car, I saw a young couple kissing passionately. If that wasn't bad enough, the guy then picked his girlfriend up, spun her round in the air and her foot kicked me square in the jaw. FML

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By airport - 10/05/2009 18:49 - United States

Today, I flew to see my long distance boyfriend who I haven't seen in 6 months. Upon seeing me, he ran up to me, picked me up and swung me around like they do in the movies. In doing so, my foot hit a 4 year-old child who was running past and knocked him out. FML

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Joe Smooth move

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was in school when I spotted my girlfriend in the hallway. I wanted to be all romantic and grab her like guys do in movies. I grabbed her wrist forcefully and pulled her out of the crowd. As I quickly leaned in to kiss her, I broke her nose. FML

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Romantic move

By soomeone - 16/02/2010 19:28 - United States

Today, I went to the movies with my girlfriend. As I started putting my arm around her, I hit her in the face. FML

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What are you doing?

By Tyler - 25/08/2013 04:30 - United States

Today, I went to the mall with my girlfriend to buy some new clothes, and I turned around to give her a quick kiss. My lips were half-way to "her" face when I saw instead the face of another lady. She slapped me. My girlfriend was standing next to me, very pissed off. FML

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Romantic

By Anonymous - 23/04/2009 23:43 - United States

Today, I was meeting my girlfriend at the airport after studying abroad for a year. She ran to hug me, and I wanted to pick her up and spin her around, like they do in those romantic movies. I tried to do that, but instead I dropped her. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/05/2015 07:28 - United States - Plainview

Today, while driving home from work, I saw my boyfriend mugging a woman on the sidewalk. FML

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By Jessi - 24/07/2012 18:33 - Canada - Mississauga

Today, I finally got to see my boyfriend, after two months apart. As we hugged, he lifted me up and spun me around like in the movies. It would have been really romantic if I hadn't hit a little boy while he was riding past on his bike. I've just traumatized a little kid. FML

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By RhiannonMuh - 09/09/2016 20:01 - Germany - Starnberg

Today, I was on a date with a guy I really like. Everything went well, and then he wanted to kiss me. As he leaned towards me, I got slightly panicky and ducked out of the way, causing him to headbutt the car behind me. Now we know why I'm still a virgin. FML

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By grabber - 09/08/2009 23:43 - United States

Today, I was riding up an escalator in the mall in uncomfortable high heels. While adjusting my bag I suddenly lost my balance and began flailing wildly. In desperation I hurled forward and ended up grabbing a teenage boy's buttocks and was promptly slapped by his girlfriend. FML

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Major romcom vibes

By staciedee - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my boyfriend thought it would be cute to try and pick me up while kissing, instead he tripped and slammed the back of my head on the corner of the wall. FML

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iheartowls 0

Wednesday 1 September 2010 18:54

Awww.... did you kick her back?

ArtIsResistance7 1

Wednesday 1 September 2010 18:58

Pow! Right in the kisser.

Comments

CovertMilitance 0

Wednesday 1 September 2010 21:43

Its a ninja move. he was trying to kill you

bloobelly 0

Wednesday 1 September 2010 21:52

that's whatcha get for starring :P

bloobelly 0

Wednesday 1 September 2010 21:56

*staring*

LittleMissEmo 0

Wednesday 1 September 2010 22:00

Hey atleast the couple you saw kissing wasent yer boyfriend

ColdGold 6

Wednesday 1 September 2010 22:12

Sorry. I don't imagine that they gave you their phone # in case you need dental work.

rockonjar 0

Wednesday 1 September 2010 22:33

boo hoo.... he's only going for 3 months. try being away from your better half for 5 months at a time for work.... your got it easy.

rockr_chick 5

Wednesday 1 September 2010 23:36

IS THE GIRLFRIENDS FOOT OKAY?? bet ya didnt even care to ask....jerk!

iSilva 0

Thursday 2 September 2010 0:04

That's a hell of a threesome.. eh?

sallen0046 4

Thursday 2 September 2010 0:15

You act like other people aren't allowed to be happy because your boyfriend is going on a trip. Why are you being the creeper standing to close to a couple trying to have an intimate moment, anyway?

RebelYell14 4

Thursday 2 September 2010 0:30

so you are I'm a parking lot when this happens? You were too close. stay out of peoples' way next time.

fruityloopz 4

Thursday 2 September 2010 1:35

hey this isn't as bad as i thought it was gonna be. Before i read the end, i thought you were gonna say the guy passionatly kissing the girl was your boyfriend! See? it's always best to look at the bright side :)