And this is why I hate people.

Time to use your boxers or some type of underwear you chose to wear. Or just quickly grab some TP from the stall over while feeling around in the dark with your pants partly up in an awkward position so you don't get crap on them. Whichever works for you OP.

here i sit on the bowl stranded here without a roll, should i take it like a man or should i wipe it with my hand.

Sorry, but am I the only one here who checks to make sure there's enough toilet paper before even entering the stall? Lol

Remember revenge is best served cold. I would start plotting now though so it will be a good one.

The first thing I do before sitting g down is checking the amount of TP.

That's why whenever I have to take a dump in a public restroom, I always check if there is enough tp for my bunghole.

What an ass hat. Sorry.