Poopoo peepee and Work: Today, I was in the bathroom at work when I ran out of toilet...

By Anonymous - 10/06/2013 15:55 - United States - Pleasanton

Today, I was in the bathroom at work when I ran out of toilet paper. There was another guy in the restroom so I asked him if he could hand me a roll. He laughed, called me a dumbass, turned off the lights and walked out. FML

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By FUCKFACECUNT - 02/08/2015 13:32 - United Arab Emirates - Abu Dhabi

Today, I took a dump at work, when I realized there was no toilet paper left. There was another guy in the room, so I asked him for some. He decided he'd rather dump all the rolls of paper into the other toilets, before wishing me luck and walking out while laughing his ass off. FML

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By ToiletRoll - 29/03/2015 12:49 - Australia - Frankston

Today, I was in a public restroom taking a poop and as I started unrolling the toilet paper, the whole roll fell off the handle and rolled out underneath the cubicle door. I heard somebody laugh at me. Nobody helped. FML

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By random - 29/04/2013 21:11 - Canada

Today, I was taking a dump in the bathroom. The lights turned off and I was too embarrassed to come out of the stall. The janitor walked in, turned the lights on and asked If anyone was there. I stayed quiet. He turned the lights back off and locked me in the bathroom. FML

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Typical Ohia public bathroom

By Anonymous - 18/09/2024 22:00 - United States

Today, I was sitting on the toilet when a dude broke into my stall, screamed, "No time to explain!" and ran out with a toilet paper roll. FML

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Always check before

By Anonymous - 19/05/2017 14:00

Today, the stall I was using didn't have any toilet paper in it. Being the immature idiot I am, I was too embarrassed to ask for someone to grab me some. So I waited 45 minutes for the bathroom to be empty and crept into the next stall, only to find it was also out of toilet paper. FML

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By CallmeEddie - 14/11/2013 16:44 - United States - Joliet

Today, while I was in a bathroom stall, the guy next to me asked me for toilet paper. It was then that I realized I didn't have any either. FML

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Thank God it's Monday tomorrow

By Chandra - 12/05/2019 10:00 - Canada - Brampton

Today, I had to pee at work. I ended up using all the toilet paper. When I opened the door to leave, a dude was waiting to use the washroom. I told him there was no more toilet paper. He goes, “You finished all of it?” I panicked and said, “No, I didn’t use any!” FML

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Happy dance

By Anonymous - 26/10/2024 17:00 - United States - Springfield

Today, at work, I was on the toilet for so long the motion lights turned off. I stood up, pants around my ankles and began waving my arms above the stall to get them to turn on again. At that exact moment, my boss walked in. FML

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Sneaky

By Shamed - 06/09/2011 08:06 - United Kingdom

Today, I was on the toilet at work. After a very loud and very smelly session, I waited until the other stall had been vacated to keep my anonymity. As I leant forward for some toilet roll, my ID fell out of my pocket and into the next stall. When I came out, it was face up near the sink. FML

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By caught out - 26/04/2014 23:29 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I had to take an urgent dump at work. I noticed too late there was no toilet paper left, so I had to risk doing a quick "pants around the knees" shuffle to the next stall. I locked eyes with the window cleaner at the same time I heard someone enter from behind me. FML

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MGITSWFTC 17

Monday 10 June 2013 19:02

Note to self: always bring a flashlight to public bathrooms from now on.

DeidaraAkatsuki 17

Monday 10 June 2013 19:34

At least you didn't suddenly hear the door lock and someone say: "I want to play a game".

Comments

theknozzle 14

Monday 10 June 2013 19:30

AND he turned off the lights?? I bet he steals kids' candy, too.

RedPillSucks 31

Monday 10 June 2013 20:54

Probably was a preschool bully.

JessicaZado 11

Monday 10 June 2013 19:30

What a jerk. Just remember to always bring tissue or napkins

Pordexel 5

Tuesday 11 June 2013 4:07

Or toilet paper.

CouponQueen 1

Monday 10 June 2013 19:31

Always wipe the seat off before you sit down...it's more hygenic, plus you know you have t.p.

underthesea12 24

Monday 10 June 2013 19:37

he was correct... always check that you have to.

stewpididiot 11

Monday 10 June 2013 19:55

That's why I always shit at home. Public bathrooms are ****** nasty...

beneathitallxx 15

Monday 10 June 2013 19:58

What an asshole...

girlgirl132 0

Monday 10 June 2013 20:08

That sucks.

asamir 11

Monday 10 June 2013 20:14

Happened to a woman I know back then, she was called Elaine Benes. (Well, I knew her, she didn't).

buckdharma 37

Monday 10 June 2013 20:15

If only you would have asked him like it was a rap video.

jakeydudey 13

Monday 10 June 2013 20:32

You didn't check? That's rule no.1 of using a toilet!

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