You are one MFSOB.

FYL because you weren't intentionally trying to be mean to her. People shouldn't be so quick to call someone an asshole....

U are an ass buddy

If you did tht to me i would fking slap you so hard u fkin bastard

I wonder what she actually gave you.

The fact that you've now probably consumed spit, pubic hair, or fecal matter almost makes this an FYL...almost. YDI.

#100: Are you cross-eyed? If not, then shut up. I personally don't know anybody that's fully cross-eyed, just one person with a lazy eye. If it was in a school cafeteria, especially if the woman was young, I would also assume that she was pulling a face to liven up the atmosphere. People on FML are way too bitchy and quick to judge now, especially over an embarrassing misunderstanding. All that was needed was a sincere apology, and the situation would have resolved itself. It's not like anybody was trying to be mean or hurtful.

awh. why would you think that, when you JUST MET HER! jees... people are so rude. especially u.

If I was her, I would have kicked your nuts to Pluto and beyond, you asshole douche bag.

Damn dude. This is why you never fun of others