Transportation: Today, I was in the car with my 16 year old daughter. There was...

By Anonymous - 05/02/2010 06:18 - United States

Today, I was in the car with my 16 year old daughter. There was a guy on a fast looking motorcycle next to me at the stop light. I yelled to him to "get it up!" so that he would do a wheelie. Just before the light turned green he yelled back, "You're too old for me, but I'll get it up for her!" FML

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By enderw - 16/06/2009 17:22 - United States

Today, I picked up my 17 years old daughter after a late night movie in down town and got pulled over by a cop. He questioned us for a solicitation. I told the cop that she was my daughter but he said "so you are the daddy" and laughed. Good to know that my daughter looks like a ho and I a perv. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/01/2013 18:25 - United States - Unionville

Today, the girl of my dreams asked me if I wanted to go biking with her. "Just the two of us," she said. I had to turn her down because I'm 17 years old and never learned how to ride a bike. FML

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By Emma Five - 14/03/2012 03:22 - United States

Today, my dad was driving me to college. I'd cracked a joke about how old people like him shouldn't be allowed to drive, and I guess he took it personally, what with him speeding straight up to the parking lot wall, and only braking after I started shrieking in terror. FML

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By ZZ - 30/06/2009 03:01 - Canada

Today, I was riding my bike on the side of the road because there was no sidewalk. Then a car with a loud horn honked at me. Pissed off, I turned around and screamed "shut the fuck up!" It was my girlfriend's parents saying hi. FML

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By Robert - 13/09/2013 01:11 - United States - Drummond Island

Today, I pulled my motorcycle into a wheelie when my crush drove by. She was the one who drove me to the hospital when I went over backward. FML

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By outplayed - 01/09/2017 16:00

Today, while reviewing boxes of motorcycle parts, I noticed my neighbor's daughter gleefully watching me. I jokingly said, "Wanna do this?" and she let out a loud squee and got to work alone. A few hours later, the bike was ready for a test run. I had no idea how to even start building it. She's 14. FML

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Friday 5 February 2010 12:16

lol, that is funny!

azurablade 0

Friday 5 February 2010 12:16

ew?

Comments

Fingers0689 0

Friday 5 February 2010 17:29

lol hella win

olw25 0

Friday 5 February 2010 18:53

hilarious

HunniHeart 4

Friday 5 February 2010 20:09

LOL...

martinozmania 0

Friday 5 February 2010 20:16

#11, YOU'RE a dumbass. Try making sure your spelling is correct before insulting someone.

chadwick110480 0

Friday 5 February 2010 21:12

don't yell shit out the window of your car, nothing good ever comes of it.

kyarush 10

Friday 5 February 2010 22:37

hahahahaha I have a zx6r I get a lot of attention. I would have said the same(:

lendahandmanda 0

Friday 5 February 2010 22:39

I would hate you if you were my mom. YDI for trying to be cool or funny or whatever it is you were trying to do. It's one thing to joke with your daughter about saying it, or to say it with the window up when no one can hear besides the two of you, but not only did you embarrass yourself, but probably your daughter as well. But hey, keep acting like your in your 20s. I'm sure your daughter will love it. Hope that works out for you.

vetter_fml 0

Friday 5 February 2010 23:14

I dunno. When I was little, my mom signaled a truck driver to pull his horn so I could hear it just so I'd have that experience. And upon reflection it's the motion for a handjob. Granted, her girl's sixteen, but I think the intention may have been good albeit naive.

lendahandmanda 0

Friday 5 February 2010 22:44

I didn't realize you were a man. You still deserve it, but now I think it's hilarious instead of feeling bad for your daughter. Well, I do still feel bad for her to have a father who would yell "Get it up" at a random dude trying to be "super sick wit it" instead of minding his own business. Congrats on having a hot daughter though!