Cars, Music and Transportation: Today, I was in the car with my friends. A techno song came on...

By wolfpacking - 02/02/2010 05:51 - France

Today, I was in the car with my friends. A techno song came on and we started fist-pumping. We hit a bump, I fist-pumped myself in the face, and crashed into a stop sign. FML

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You deserved it 54 015

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By Anonymous - 01/02/2012 01:11 - United States

Today, while driving to work in heavy traffic, I got so into the song I was listening to that I tapped my foot on the gas to the beat. I rear-ended the car in front of me. FML

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Icona Pop, I assume

By ugh - 23/01/2016 20:48 - United States - Agoura Hills

Today, I crashed my car into a bridge, while playing a song with the line, "I crashed my car into a bridge". FML

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By Anonymous - 17/02/2014 17:43 - United States - Freeport

Today, I was singing while driving through the car park. I blacked out trying to hit a high note, and ended up bashing into another car. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/01/2017 02:00

Today, I was driving to work, following my girlfriend's car. I looked down to change the radio station and felt a large bump. I rear-ended my girlfriend. FML

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By a stupid jackass - 22/06/2012 01:28 - United States - New York

Today, I got lunch with a girl I really like. On the way, for some idiotic reason I decided it would be a good idea to show off by jumping up to high-five the red hand on a traffic sign. I ended up slipping and slamming full-force into the pole. I now have a bruise on my face. FML

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By stardustveins - 24/09/2015 01:14 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I was waiting in the McDonald's drive-thru and listening to some music. I was tapping my non-driving foot to the song when I accidentally tapped the wrong foot and rear ended the cop car in front of me. Whoops. FML

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You deserved it 27 952

By superdriver - 07/02/2011 17:46 - Mexico

Today, I was driving with my parents while explaining that young people like myself are better drivers because we have better reflexes. My explanation was suddently interrupted with the sound of me crashing the car against a parked car. FML

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You deserved it 50 722

By Anon - 12/01/2012 19:24 - United States

Today, I tried to give my friend a fist bump. He thought I was trying to punch him so he punched me in the face. FML

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You deserved it 5 359

By Anonymous - 22/10/2010 09:04 - Australia

Today, I was walking home down a small street while listening to my iPod. I really got into the music, and started to dance really badly, only to realise there was a car following me, trying to get past. FML

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You deserved it 31 697

What are the odds?

By Anonymous - 25/11/2020 03:00 - Australia - Warners Bay

Today, while driving my car, there was a talk on the radio about road safety. I got so engrossed that I drifted and crashed my car into a sign promoting the talk. FML

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You deserved it 933

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Tuesday 2 February 2010 12:35

Fist pump to techno??? ......................Sorry, I just can't even picture it. That's like headbanging to Frank Sinatra.

grimpow_fml 0

Tuesday 2 February 2010 12:29

YDI for fist pumping, guido

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jawknee21 0

Wednesday 3 February 2010 2:50

stupid. why were you doing that in the first place? ree tah did...

mmaariisaa 0

Wednesday 3 February 2010 3:09

YLIA

InspiredByGaGa 8

Wednesday 3 February 2010 3:45

where the hell are you from? the jersey shore? you deserve it. get yourself sterilized.

loveyoy22 0

Wednesday 3 February 2010 4:05

fistpump!

latesharocks865 0

Wednesday 3 February 2010 4:11

one reason there changing the age for teens getting their license nice job asswhole

BoarderBoy15 0

Wednesday 3 February 2010 4:32

that's what u get for listening to techno

neon_shoes 0

Wednesday 3 February 2010 4:44

yeahh snooki.

jmeg_fml 0

Wednesday 3 February 2010 4:48

this is the clearest message from Fate to quit with the ******* fist pumping that i have ever heard

mandababyyy 0

Wednesday 3 February 2010 5:03

soo was the stop sign okayyy? :(

prplfrk22 2

Wednesday 3 February 2010 5:08

How do u fist bump your self in tje face i tried simulating it it didn't work

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Today, I was ecstatic to have received a friend request from my crush of grade 4 after 11 years. He's grown up to be such a hottie. I quickly accepted his request, he messaged me and we ended up chatting for hours. Later, when I messaged him, he called me clingy, and unfriended me from Facebook. FML

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Today, my mom hadn't talked to me for 5 days, so worried sick I called my grandpa. She's been in jail, and no one cared to inform me. Great. FML

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Today, my boyfriend wrecked our car. Now I can't get to work in order to make the money we need to buy a new one. FML

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