Miscellaneous: Today, I was in the city newspaper for something I worked my... - FML

By rainbowlack - 17/11/2016 00:53 - Canada - Calgary

Today, I was in the city newspaper for something I worked my ass off on. There was a picture of me working on my creation in the article with a caption, something like, "Chloe B, part of the robotics team." My name isn't Chloe, and I talked to the article writers. I haven't heard back at all. FML

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rainbowlack 17

Thursday 17 November 2016 18:45

OP here - still haven't heard back. I don't want to be a programmer; I want to be an author. But being featured in the paper was a start for me.

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socialproduct 19

Thursday 17 November 2016 16:57

Congrats on being featured in the paper, Chloe.

RichardPencil 30

Thursday 17 November 2016 16:49

Well, Chloe will be your name when the robots take over. Hopefully, they'll find you useful as they kill off the rest of the human race.

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rainbowlack 17

Saturday 19 November 2016 7:48

UPDATE - I called the newspaper editor up! They're gonna submit a correction in the next paper :)

Jared900DUmpling 30

Saturday 19 November 2016 13:12

Is your name Max by any chance?

rainbowlack 17

Monday 21 November 2016 18:15

no xD

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