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By Arthurie - 24/07/2012 23:44 - United States - Plainview

Today, I was in the hospital. I had recently broken my arm, and had to have it re-broken. I've secretly been a lesbian for years. Guess who came out to her strict Christian parents while on anesthetics. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/11/2023 07:00 - United Kingdom

Today, I came out to my parents as lesbian. Surprisingly, they were OK with it… just as long as I still marry a dude, give them grandbabies, and keep the whole lesbian thing a deep, dark, shameful secret that we never talk about again. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/06/2020 08:08

Today, I broke up with my boyfriend of 5 years after finally realizing I'm a lesbian. He then outed me to my very religious and conservative family. FML

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By lezbplove - 19/03/2011 05:26 - Canada

Today, I finally decided to tell my parents I was a lesbian. They spent the next few hours reading me the bible. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/05/2018 19:00

Today, I came out to my therapist as gay. Claiming that my parents "can't be that homophobic", my therapist outed me to them. They kicked me out of the house. FML

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By johnny121 - 01/01/2010 19:14 - France

Today, I had to go to the hospital. While I was there, my mom started hitting on a doctor. Later I saw them making out in the room next to me. FML

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By ClosetMishap - 10/11/2009 16:25 - Canada

Today, I told my friends I had been hiding something that I wanted to come clean on. My one friend responds by saying, "FINALLY you come out of the closet. It's about time." I'm not gay. I was just going to tell them my parents were getting a divorce. FML

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By Crazy In-Laws - 20/11/2016 22:54 - United States - Danvers

Today, my wife and I both got released from the hospital. She was admitted for the birth of our daughter. I was admitted with a broken arm from when my mother-in-law shoved me out of the way because she wanted to be the first one to hold the baby after my wife. FML

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By Singlelady - 21/09/2016 19:16 - United Kingdom - Stoke-on-trent

Today, my sister gently asked me if I was gay. Turns out I've been without a boyfriend for so long that the whole family believes I secretly have a girlfriend. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/02/2018 15:00

Today, I came out as transgender to my extremely accepting and religious family over Facebook. My feed is currently flooded with plans for my exorcism. FML

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Keeping up

By Anonymous - 09/05/2019 22:00

Today, I found out that my mother has been telling everybody that I’m a lesbian, because both of her best friends have at least one gay child each, and she was feeling left out. This explains why people have been treating me differently the last few weeks. FML

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Wednesday 25 July 2012 9:17

That's a little awkward. Hope it turns out okay.

Samster2000 9

Wednesday 25 July 2012 9:18

Enjoy your second broken arm

Comments

perdix 29

Wednesday 25 July 2012 14:46

Katy Perry? Bristol Palin? K. Kardashian? Actually, the Bible preaches hatred against gay men, but doesn't mention lesbianism. Everyone likes hot girl-on-girl action, even divinities ;)

MochiDango 4

Wednesday 25 July 2012 15:01

I thought this comment was hilarious. I've talked with some Christian men about this and they're like it's different when it's two girls, but truth be told, is it really different? *Reverend from The Simpsons* It has been written that a man should only be with a woman, and a woman should only be with a man. But where would the girls find their fabulously gay best guy friend to pick out their clothes and have a fabulous montage with "Walking on Sunshine" playing in the background? The answer is, it wouldn't happen, girls would all look like crap because all of the gay designers wouldn't exist and men wouldn't want any of the women but would have to choose the best of the worst.

winfieldALJD 6

Wednesday 25 July 2012 15:16

Brainwashed homophobes condemning everyone's choices to hell :( I'm sorry you had to worry

CheeseTacos 9

Sunday 22 February 2015 3:48

Not a choice. But overall good comment.

zeropsych 9

Wednesday 25 July 2012 15:27

....and the truth shall set you free....or something like that.

kamaya_fml 5

Thursday 4 October 2012 17:35

Lesbians dont exsist

IAmNotAHuman515 6

Sunday 11 November 2012 9:44

You can tell people your parents rebroke your arm when they found out. Jk. But seriously, at least it's out in the open. I hope they accept it, and everything goes well. :)