simple. grow it back out and make him literally suck it up.

ydi for not shaving regularly

I read this earlier but only just now did I realize it involved pubic hair. FML

err it takes a lot more than a bit or running cold water to get hypothermia!

40- Epic

you are very attractive

1) you're really stupid, a cold shower just to shave your pubes is NOT going to give you hypothermia. yes, it's cold and uncomfortable, but it won't kill you. 2) if your pubes resemble an Afro, you need to either shave more or at least keep it trimmed. 3) you're supposed to trim before you shave if it's longer, it's a lot easier to manage and it's better in the razor.

I agree with him. Shave that shit.

Note to FML OPs: don't use hyperbole, like "hypothermia" for "being incredibly uncomfortably cold (and less likely to give up the poon to my douchebag boyfriend)", because commenters will focus on that with laser-like intensity and act like you meant it literally, giving the impression they've never had any instruction in language arts whatsoever.

hypothermia all the way! get rid of the bush