Love: Today, I was introduced to my dad's girlfriend of six months....

By .... - 08/06/2009 04:08 - United States

Today, I was introduced to my dad's girlfriend of six months. I've already heard them sleeping together several time,s and seen her car pull away early in the morning. After meeting face to face, I also learned that she's only two years older than me. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/08/2012 21:40 - Ireland - Kilkelly

Today, my dad introduced me to my half-sister. He'd only recently found out that he had another daughter by another woman, and had only just met her. She and I have been in the same class in school for the past three years. FML

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By wtf dad - 10/01/2013 03:15 - United States - Saint Charles

Today, I learned who my dad's new fiancée is. Upon meeting her she exclaimed, "My, I haven't seen you in a while!" She's my ex-boyfriend's mom. FML

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By ohcrap - 11/12/2009 00:28 - United States

Today, my boyfriend, who's a bit older than me, introduced me to his daughter. I was expecting a toddler. Nope, she's a year older than me. FML

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By FreakedOut - 31/07/2009 08:03 - United States

Today, my dad told me he was planning to have his steady girlfriend over for dinner. He's only had a few relationships since he and my mom split up when I was very young, so I was excited to meet the woman. He then told me that I knew her already. My dad is dating my aunt on my mothers side. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/08/2024 13:00 - United States

Today, I met my girlfriend's parents for the first time. It turns out the one day, long before I met my girlfriend, I had a one-night stand with her mother. FML

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By Norwegian - 02/06/2012 16:55 - Norway

Today, I introduced my girlfriend to my dad. I thought it was a good idea at the time, at least until he took her aside for a private chat. During the chat, he told her all about my two previous marriages and advised her to "get out while you can". FML

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By roobb - 09/08/2009 23:11 - Canada

Today, I saw my girlfriend with an older guy who I thought was her dad, I went over to introduce myself. And then turned around and walked away very fast as I saw them make out. My girlfriend is cheating on me with someone as old as my dad. FML

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By Beefballs - 29/07/2009 06:22 - Canada

Today, I just found out my dad got remarried a year ago. The woman is officially living with us, I got to have lunch with her alone today. I found out she is only 22, with a 14 year old little brother. My dad's 47. I'm 17, now with a 14 year old uncle and a mom that can pass for my girlfriend. FML

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By Noname - 06/02/2009 19:23 - United States

Today, my mom decided to tell me about her new boyfriend. I know him. I've slept with him. FML

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testermctest 0

Monday 8 June 2009 12:05

That must be uncomfortable, but as long as she is old enough to legally consent in your area, it is acceptable and he deserves happiness. FYL, though, I hope it becomes more bearable with time.

Synedge 0

Monday 8 June 2009 12:06

Think on the bright side. You can **** her too.

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mylifeisfucked16 0

Monday 8 June 2009 12:42

Hahahahahahah #4 is pure ******* genius :) And. That's digusting, I'm sorry DX

georgie2486 0

Monday 8 June 2009 12:45

Too bad he forgot to mention she is your long lost sister aswell.

lives_ppl 0

Monday 8 June 2009 12:55

Man that completely sucks. I know how you feel. My dad's girlfriend is 14 years younger than him and much closer to my age. Not as bad as you but still sucks almost as much. At least your dad's girlfriend would have a harder time of pretending to actually love him.

S600 0

Monday 8 June 2009 12:57

Ur dad is a playa playa...his doing his thing..lol

ajscw 0

Monday 8 June 2009 13:03

Agreed #4

dancing_bear 0

Monday 8 June 2009 13:04

However old you are that's a bit creepy. If you're under 18 (making her under 20), that's full-on disgusting.

RanaElaseim 0

Monday 8 June 2009 13:11

That ******' sucks and is ******' hilarious! Nice one 7.

RanaElaseim 0

Monday 8 June 2009 13:13

And hopefully they're the same height... my sister married a man who could have been her father and he was literally over 2 feet taller than her. Needless to say they were divorced after about a year, but GOD I still don't know how that worked...

mezentius 0

Monday 8 June 2009 13:18

Nice going dad. But yeah, FYL.

illeyad 0

Monday 8 June 2009 13:26

yuck who cares how old the OP is the point is he is dating someone way to young for him when he has a child close to the same age. That is a poor example of parenting. FYL indeed.