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By silverspud - 13/06/2015 01:22 - United States - Grand Junction

Today, I was invited to an adult toy party with co-workers. They started by playing a game called 'Never Ever Have I Ever' about everyone's sexual exploits. My mother is a co-worker. I can never un-hear what I heard. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/11/2015 08:01 - United States - San Jacinto

Today, while at a party playing Truth or Dare, I found out my best friend fantasizes about having sex with my 51 year old mother. The rest of the guys at the party then nodded in agreement and thus spawned a group conversation about how "screwable" my mom is. FML

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By skeletor - 18/02/2009 03:22 - United States

Today, my group of friends, my girlfriend, and I were playing "Never have I ever." My girlfriend's turn came up and she went with, "Never have I ever had an orgasm." FML

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Did I ever?

By Anonymous - 27/04/2025 19:00 - United Kingdom

Today, I’d never felt like a ho before, until I was at a party where someone decided we needed to play 'Never Have I Ever', and I’d done everything sexual that people were coming up with. I actually felt disgusted at myself. I might need Jesus. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/11/2024 19:00 - United Kingdom

Today, my wife is upset because at a party we took part in an X-rated 'Never Have I Ever', which exposed how filthy I was with past girlfriends, and how boring our sex life is. I’d done almost everything, while she, who’s only ever been with me, had only done 5 things off the list of about 40. FML

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By Sofi - 21/08/2018 06:00

Today, I canceled going to a party with my sisters because I had a secret plan to have a threesome. They left for the party, but soon returned thinking it would be no fun without me. By then we were already making a lot of indecent noise. They heard it all. FML

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Make it stop, please

By Anonymous - 27/09/2024 14:00 - United States

Today, I had to listen to my mom give a detailed description of her date last night to her friends via speakerphone... while I was trapped in the car with her. When I pointed out that I was still in the back seat, she scoffed and told me, "I have a sex life, deal with it." FML

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By demispark - 24/04/2013 14:10 - United States - West Palm Beach

Today, I was leaving work when I realized I had forgotten my bag on my desk. As I went back to get it, I overheard my co-workers talking about "last night's office party." I wasn't invited. FML

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WHAT?

By what the FUCK - 15/08/2012 22:52 - United States - Midlothian

Today, I worked overtime with three guys who never shut up about partying and getting laid. When I finally escaped the testosterone and got home, the first thing I heard was my grandpa telling my dad all about how he once fisted a girl to orgasm. FML

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By wtf bro - 20/05/2015 08:45 - Australia - Canberra

Today, my brother babysat for me. He invited his girlfriend around without me knowing, and they were all playing hide and seek together. While he and his girl were hiding, they decided to have a quickie. My three year old found them and saw everything. She won't stop copying their sex noises. FML

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By littl3storm - 12/05/2019 21:30

Today, I found out that I work with a bunch of sex addicts. One of them is my cousin, and she did NOT hold back when telling me her and her fiancé's plans about swinging. FML

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Saturday 13 June 2015 10:23

YDI for knowingly going to an adult toy party with COLLEAGUES and YOUR MOTHER!!!

axfabxdisaster 25

Saturday 13 June 2015 10:18

Wait... If you knew your mom is your co-worker why didn't you walk away?

Comments

Pingvinai 37

Saturday 13 June 2015 10:40

We all know our parents get freaky, we just never want to hear about it. To be honest YDI for agreeing with attending in this kinda event with your mom there. I mean, what did you expect.

CyberSeeker 20

Saturday 13 June 2015 10:42

That's pretty bad

tranced_ 45

Saturday 13 June 2015 10:43

Hope you learned something new ;)

FrostyNipz19 12

Saturday 13 June 2015 10:44

Where's the mind bleach when you need it

MandyMeow_fml 18

Saturday 13 June 2015 10:45

Well that's a risk you were taking when you went to a ***** party with your mom

RuBloKon 15

Saturday 13 June 2015 16:27

Completely agree; this is the first FML where I disagree with the majority vote.

daddysgirl243 21

Sunday 21 June 2015 5:27

I guess she was thinking her mom wouldn't have said all of that haha

dudefromasia 3

Saturday 13 June 2015 10:52

She didn't write the main part. What did you hear?

Dexter83_fml 17

Saturday 13 June 2015 10:56

Keep work and social life separate

rohaanncool 15

Saturday 13 June 2015 10:59

Atleast now you have an idea how you were born.

Miss_Mandi 29

Saturday 13 June 2015 11:00

I hope you heard stuff about crazy orgies and the usage of strap-ons, because what else were you expecting?

christinamarie17 29

Saturday 13 June 2015 11:01

Please tell me this was a mandatory work party.... Actually no if it was I'd just find a new job. Nothing is worth going to an adult party with your mother.