Miscellaneous: Today, I was involved in a car accident and hit my head on the...

By southernpride93 - 18/11/2011 15:26 - United States

Today, I was involved in a car accident and hit my head on the dash. I now have huge, very sore knot on my head. My boyfriend now takes every opportunity to poke it and scream "Look! A baby unicorn!" FML

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By Mom. - 07/03/2022 22:00

Today, I was rushing to get my 4 month-old daughter out of the car because I had diarrhea and need to get to a toilet ASAP. In the process of leaning in the backseat to grab her car seat, I smacked my head on the door hard and almost knocked myself out. Now I have a giant knot on my forehead. FML

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By 352 - 18/04/2012 20:18 - United States

Today, I somehow managed to hit my head on a first aid kit. I now have a cut on my forehead and my boyfriend just keeps laughing from the irony. FML

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By dinosaur - 10/01/2011 10:35 - Australia

Today, my boyfriend decided it would be fun to sit on my lap. In the process he landed on me so hard that he made me hit my head. Then when he turned around his elbow smacked into my nose causing it to break. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/11/2012 02:35 - Canada - Calgary

Today, I fell off my boyfriend's motorcycle. I had a few scrapes and bruises, and my boyfriend called for an ambulance as a precaution. The paramedics managed to drop me on my head. FML

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By anon - 31/12/2012 18:13 - United States - Gilroy

Today, my boyfriend knocked into me with his car. I drove myself to the hospital because he couldn't stop laughing long enough to drive. FML

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By sandysmith - 18/02/2012 15:49 - United States

Today, my boyfriend was at my house to hang out. When he was leaving I thought it would be cute to run and jump on him to say goodbye. He fell and hit his head. He is now in the hospital with a concussion. FML

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By kate9871 - 04/10/2019 02:00

Today, while driving home, a jeep hit the back of my car. When I got home and told my boyfriend, he acted concerned but still wanted to know what was for dinner. I think I have whiplash, can't stop shaking from the shock and he's practically already waiting at the dinner table. FML

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By staciedee - 01/06/2010 09:49 - United States

Today, my boyfriend thought it would be cute to try and pick me up while kissing, instead he tripped and slammed the back of my head on the corner of the wall. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/05/2015 16:46 - United Kingdom - Loughton

Today, while making out with my boyfriend, I sneezed so hard that my head shot forward and smashed against his, sending his head backwards against the wall. He ended up with a concussion, and I still feel like someone hit me over the head with a chair. FML

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Bad luck

By login_eddy - 17/09/2010 18:37 - France

Today, while cleaning behind a ladder, I banged my head on one of the hand rails. I stood up, cursed, and moved to the other side. To my luck, I hit the other side of my head. I now have two lumps perfectly placed as horns on my head. FML

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Friday 18 November 2011 19:44

Chaaarrrlieeee...

kaywalovestoflip 7

Friday 18 November 2011 19:44

At least you're awesome enough to be called a unicorn.

Comments

MerkathonPro 0

Saturday 19 November 2011 1:28

I wonder if you can shoot rainbows now.

LoboDon 4

Saturday 19 November 2011 1:35

He does it out of love (:

claudzzzz 5

Saturday 19 November 2011 1:40

sorry about the accident sweetie but your boyfriend is hilarious!

Spazz420 7

Saturday 19 November 2011 1:56

I'd take every opportunity to punch him in the face and say "Look a stupid asshole!"

daydreamer244 13

Saturday 19 November 2011 1:59

Hey unicorns are awesome. :)

beetleJEWce 0

Saturday 19 November 2011 2:45

That's hilarious and awesome!!!

BlazingFire 4

Saturday 19 November 2011 3:35

Your boyfriend deserves to be on MLIA

divine69 0

Saturday 19 November 2011 3:39

That's pretty sad on your bf's part

hateevryone 14

Saturday 19 November 2011 4:12

hit him in the nuts.

alleebee648 3

Saturday 19 November 2011 4:29

hahaha aww I think that's hilarious, so long as the whole ordeal wasn't still traumatizing you too much. But so long as it's light hearted enough it's just a hyper manboy thinking that he is being very very funny :)