By southernpride93 - 18/11/2011 15:26 - United States

Today, I was involved in a car accident and hit my head on the dash. I now have huge, very sore knot on my head. My boyfriend now takes every opportunity to poke it and scream "Look! A baby unicorn!" FML
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kaywalovestoflip 7

At least you're awesome enough to be called a unicorn.

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Hamcons 1

Poke him in the eye and say, "oh look, it's Popeye".

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Omega_Mus 7

I'm too damn old...I thought of the "Last Unicorn" when I read this. "UNICORN...UUUUUNICORN"

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spartan456 0

Wow he's not even worried that you were in a car crash?

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ILoveTabz 0

Thats so awesome though :)

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rubberduckie72 4

he soundd like a keeper to me. someone that can laugh in any situation.

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Vaginabutter 15

Which way to candy montain Charlie?

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csmith10100 4

tell him the knot on your head is bigger than his dick

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o0malicecat0o 4

Wow he's a dick! At least unicorns are cool.

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maneet17 0

Next time something like that happens to him do the same thing

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