Miscellaneous: Today, I was involved in a car accident and hit my head on the...

By southernpride93 - 18/11/2011 15:26 - United States

Today, I was involved in a car accident and hit my head on the dash. I now have huge, very sore knot on my head. My boyfriend now takes every opportunity to poke it and scream "Look! A baby unicorn!" FML

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By Mom. - 07/03/2022 22:00

Today, I was rushing to get my 4 month-old daughter out of the car because I had diarrhea and need to get to a toilet ASAP. In the process of leaning in the backseat to grab her car seat, I smacked my head on the door hard and almost knocked myself out. Now I have a giant knot on my forehead. FML

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By 352 - 18/04/2012 20:18 - United States

Today, I somehow managed to hit my head on a first aid kit. I now have a cut on my forehead and my boyfriend just keeps laughing from the irony. FML

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By dinosaur - 10/01/2011 10:35 - Australia

Today, my boyfriend decided it would be fun to sit on my lap. In the process he landed on me so hard that he made me hit my head. Then when he turned around his elbow smacked into my nose causing it to break. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/11/2012 02:35 - Canada - Calgary

Today, I fell off my boyfriend's motorcycle. I had a few scrapes and bruises, and my boyfriend called for an ambulance as a precaution. The paramedics managed to drop me on my head. FML

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By anon - 31/12/2012 18:13 - United States - Gilroy

Today, my boyfriend knocked into me with his car. I drove myself to the hospital because he couldn't stop laughing long enough to drive. FML

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By sandysmith - 18/02/2012 15:49 - United States

Today, my boyfriend was at my house to hang out. When he was leaving I thought it would be cute to run and jump on him to say goodbye. He fell and hit his head. He is now in the hospital with a concussion. FML

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Mr. Nice Guy

By kate9871 - 04/10/2019 02:00

Today, while driving home, a jeep hit the back of my car. When I got home and told my boyfriend, he acted concerned but still wanted to know what was for dinner. I think I have whiplash, can't stop shaking from the shock and he's practically already waiting at the dinner table. FML

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By staciedee - 01/06/2010 09:49 - United States

Today, my boyfriend thought it would be cute to try and pick me up while kissing, instead he tripped and slammed the back of my head on the corner of the wall. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/05/2015 16:46 - United Kingdom - Loughton

Today, while making out with my boyfriend, I sneezed so hard that my head shot forward and smashed against his, sending his head backwards against the wall. He ended up with a concussion, and I still feel like someone hit me over the head with a chair. FML

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Bad luck

By login_eddy - 17/09/2010 18:37 - France

Today, while cleaning behind a ladder, I banged my head on one of the hand rails. I stood up, cursed, and moved to the other side. To my luck, I hit the other side of my head. I now have two lumps perfectly placed as horns on my head. FML

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Friday 18 November 2011 19:44

Chaaarrrlieeee...

kaywalovestoflip 7

Friday 18 November 2011 19:44

At least you're awesome enough to be called a unicorn.

Comments

roddollaz92 0

Friday 18 November 2011 23:23

Lmao

perdix 29

Friday 18 November 2011 23:28

So, what I'm reading here is that he inflicts pain on you for his enjoyment and you just passively take it. I'll bet you'll stick with this bastard no matter how much pain he puts you through. If you had any self-respect, you'd find a boyfriend who was less of a sadistic prick, or choose to be single until you can find a real man.

cougar41 8

Friday 18 November 2011 23:43

Your boyfriend is a douche bag

irishman1989 0

Friday 18 November 2011 23:45

Where do these women find these guys!? Is there a big building full of immature douche bags. Some of these women sure pick some real winners

TalkinSmack 6

Friday 18 November 2011 23:51

Punch him in the head and give him one to match :)

bigtaytay 13

Friday 18 November 2011 23:52

I know how u feel. When I was like 10 I got hit in the head with a baseball and had a bump like that. My dad made joke after joke. My mom once asked me "how's your head?" and he goes "which one?"

Trivem 2

Friday 18 November 2011 23:58

put two knots in his head and call him a demon

sr101998 0

Saturday 19 November 2011 0:06

Dump his sorry ass. If he can't respect you then he doesn't deserve you

Okayitwasme 0

Saturday 19 November 2011 0:06

You know, I've never found it funny when people make fun of injuries. I'm not a fan of Americans funniest Videos! Just for Laughs and Gags is way better. No One is hurt in that one! It is Canadian, so try You tube. You'll see what I mean. Sorry about your head OP.

Taurus_ChicKa 36

Saturday 19 November 2011 22:27

I'm kind of the same way - and you ever notice how the AFV videos that win are the stupidest ones and not funny at all? Like some gross kid or just because it's a kid/baby it HAS to win. I boycotted the show. I love practical jokes and gags, hilarious! This, however, is not a practical joke, it's just an attempt to cheer OP up. He shouldn't have to poke it though, that might hurt it and irritate it.