Health: Today, I was jogging when a woman ran out of her house and handed...

By jogger - 27/11/2011 05:30 - United States

Today, I was jogging when a woman ran out of her house and handed me an invitation for a party. What was the invitation for? A weight loss treatment party. Guess the jogging isn't working. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/12/2010 07:14 - Australia

Today, I finally went running to help me start losing weight. I got 50 metres before someone in a passing car shouted out "Run fatty, run". I can't work up the courage to go for a run again. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/07/2013 16:13 - Netherlands

Today, a girl I met recently asked if I wanted to go jogging with her, and I excitedly agreed. A while into our run, I ran out of breath and doubled over panting, all while she kept jogging and slowly disappeared down the street. What a way to spend time together. FML

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Today, I went running for the first time in a few months. I had what I thought was an asthma attack. When I got home, I realized that it was not asthma, but instead I have gained so much weight that my running bra restricted my breathing. FML

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By anonymous - 24/06/2010 05:09 - United States

Today, I went running. My girlfriend was so surprised at the fact that I'm exercising that she accused me of making it up so I could cheat on her. I'm just trying to get in shape. FML

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Today, after several months of eating right, exercising, and weight loss, my mother has yet again arrived at my house, unannounced and with a very sugary cake. She's been doing this most weeks since I lost 50 pounds. FML

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Today, for my birthday, my friend bought me a book on how to lose weight. FML

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By Spaceballs - 27/08/2023 00:02

Today, I got an invite to my high school reunion. With visions of wowing my former classmates, I set about starting a diet and exercise regimen. The universe had other plans. On my first run out in the fields, I managed to trip over an invisible pebble, fall into a puddle, and fuck my ankle up. The only thing I'm reuniting with now is my couch and a bag of ice. FML

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By FalkensLabyrinth - 03/02/2021 19:57 - United States - Gardner

Today, my mother offered to give my overweight girlfriend the workout DVDs that she no longer needs. FML

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By ChubbyButt - 16/01/2013 10:48 - Canada - Brampton

Today, I was at the doctor's for a regular check-up. When my appointment was over and I was about to walk out, she yelled across the room in front of everyone, "Oh and if you could lose some weight, that'd be great." FML

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Sunday 27 November 2011 12:43

Jogging helps :) keep at it !

Mirorbo 26

Sunday 27 November 2011 12:45

Ugh... I know people think they're trying to help when they do stuff like this, but really, all it does is hurt the person's feelings and make you look like a total ass.

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iliketurdles 7

Sunday 27 November 2011 14:49

Or, she just had no one to invite so she targeted joggers? Seems like a logical demographic.

graham11 14

Sunday 27 November 2011 14:55

Jogging helps a lot:) it just takes time.. Be patient and keep at it. You'll see results soon:)

dancer_is_hawt 3

Sunday 27 November 2011 14:56

Maybe she thought that since you were jogging, you wanted to lose weight so invited you because you were the type of person she wanted to have at her party. Doesn't mean you're fat.

xxtb0 0

Sunday 27 November 2011 15:10

well how long have you been jogging? you don't turn into a supermodel overnight. i say brush it off and continue what you're doing, op. i could never say that im going to start working out and never go through with it, haha.