Health: Today, I was jogging when a woman ran out of her house and handed...

By jogger - 27/11/2011 05:30 - United States

Today, I was jogging when a woman ran out of her house and handed me an invitation for a party. What was the invitation for? A weight loss treatment party. Guess the jogging isn't working. FML

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By Giden - 18/07/2022 14:00

Today, I was at a party and saw this girl who used to be overweight. She'd lost a significant amount of weight and looked so good, I went to chat her up. She immediately told me to get lost. According to her, if I "didn’t appreciate her at her worst, I don’t deserve her at her best." FML

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By Anonymous - 30/12/2010 07:14 - Australia

Today, I finally went running to help me start losing weight. I got 50 metres before someone in a passing car shouted out "Run fatty, run". I can't work up the courage to go for a run again. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/07/2013 16:13 - Netherlands

Today, a girl I met recently asked if I wanted to go jogging with her, and I excitedly agreed. A while into our run, I ran out of breath and doubled over panting, all while she kept jogging and slowly disappeared down the street. What a way to spend time together. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/10/2009 04:07 - United States

Today, I went running for the first time in a few months. I had what I thought was an asthma attack. When I got home, I realized that it was not asthma, but instead I have gained so much weight that my running bra restricted my breathing. FML

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By anonymous - 24/06/2010 05:09 - United States

Today, I went running. My girlfriend was so surprised at the fact that I'm exercising that she accused me of making it up so I could cheat on her. I'm just trying to get in shape. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/03/2015 15:02 - United States

Today, after several months of eating right, exercising, and weight loss, my mother has yet again arrived at my house, unannounced and with a very sugary cake. She's been doing this most weeks since I lost 50 pounds. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/03/2016 08:25 - Australia - Aspley

Today, for my birthday, my friend bought me a book on how to lose weight. FML

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By Spaceballs - 27/08/2023 00:02

Today, I got an invite to my high school reunion. With visions of wowing my former classmates, I set about starting a diet and exercise regimen. The universe had other plans. On my first run out in the fields, I managed to trip over an invisible pebble, fall into a puddle, and fuck my ankle up. The only thing I'm reuniting with now is my couch and a bag of ice. FML

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By FalkensLabyrinth - 03/02/2021 19:57 - United States - Gardner

Today, my mother offered to give my overweight girlfriend the workout DVDs that she no longer needs. FML

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By ChubbyButt - 16/01/2013 10:48 - Canada - Brampton

Today, I was at the doctor's for a regular check-up. When my appointment was over and I was about to walk out, she yelled across the room in front of everyone, "Oh and if you could lose some weight, that'd be great." FML

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Sunday 27 November 2011 12:43

Jogging helps :) keep at it !

Mirorbo 26

Sunday 27 November 2011 12:45

Ugh... I know people think they're trying to help when they do stuff like this, but really, all it does is hurt the person's feelings and make you look like a total ass.

Comments

FlyingWhisps 5

Sunday 27 November 2011 20:48

Have your thighs stop clapping violently against each other, though?

Justincolon22 15

Sunday 27 November 2011 23:08

She's trying to help.

zuzupetalsYO 11

Monday 28 November 2011 0:51

Be patient. Parties don't make you lose weight!

brun12 1

Monday 28 November 2011 1:52

How that's so sad! Just keep at it, it'll work :)

meganmm17 0

Monday 28 November 2011 1:53

Umm no if yu were jogging that means yu wonna loose weight.. Maybe she was helping yu out! Damn people don't look at the positives .

CurlyQute 17

Monday 28 November 2011 2:45

Jogging helps and when jogging is easy you can start running. You will see results. Just ignore what others think you're tying and you will succeed in losing weight. I can't say the same for others who are lazy and fat.

hobojo69 23

Monday 28 November 2011 4:31

Do they have cake? XD

SammiJS121 0

Monday 28 November 2011 5:09

maybe it was because she was trying to give you a easier solution to loosing weight.?

nvo 6

Monday 28 November 2011 6:54

Don't take it badly - lots of people run to lose weight, regardless of their actual body shape. She just thought a jogging person fits the general profile of people they are trying to reach.