Animals: Today, I was jumping on every crunchy leaf on the sidewalk. I...

By mhmohyeah - 10/11/2009 23:05 - United States

Today, I was jumping on every crunchy leaf on the sidewalk. I went especially far out of my way to step on one only to notice it didn't crunch right. I looked closer, it was a dead bird. FML

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You deserved it 18 471

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By Anonymous - 23/07/2012 07:35 - Canada - Brampton

Today, I mowed over a bird while mowing the lawn. It wasn't dead, so I had to mow over it a second time to put it out of its misery. Now there are pieces of dead bird all over my lawn and I can't sleep. FML

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You deserved it 19 244

By lbg2msf - 06/11/2013 18:08 - United States - Biloxi

Today, I walked under a tree and heard birds chirping from above. I stopped and looked up, only to catch a face full of bird shit. FML

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You deserved it 9 501

By craphanded - 19/07/2011 17:45 - United Kingdom

Today, I saved a bird from being run over as it lay in the middle of the road. Thinking it had a broken wing or something, I started carrying it home, intending to take it to the vet later. It crapped in my hand and flew away. FML

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You deserved it 9 202

Bad boy

By Anonymous - 02/03/2013 00:54 - United States

Today, I noticed my dog chewing on something while on the couch. It looked like a wash rag of some sort, so I grabbed it from my dog. It wasn't until after I picked it up that I noticed it wasn't a wash rag. It was a small, dead bird. FML

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You deserved it 3 127

Clever

By FMLTIMESTWO - 10/06/2009 04:36 - United States

Today, I found a dead bird on my windshield. Thinking I was clever, I turned on my windshield wipers to get the bird off. Unfortunately, the dead bird fell through my open window and onto my lap. FML

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You deserved it 61 972

Snap!

By wheelchairgirl - 16/12/2016 01:21 - Denmark

Today, I was watching a beautiful flock of birds flying overhead while walking in the street. The guy next to me was lucky enough to catch bird poop with his forehead. I was lucky enough to get distracted by it, trip, and break my ankle. FML

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You deserved it 1 121

Don't call the cops

By Elizabeth - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I went on a walk. I like to crush acorns as I go. One nut was actually a piece of dog poop. FML

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You deserved it 27 135

By killer - 17/07/2010 14:54 - United States

Today, I was outside when a mouse ran toward my feet. There was a wall behind me, so I tried to jump over him. He changed course, and I landed on him. It crunched. FML

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You deserved it 8 117

Alas, poor Kermit

By traumatizedforlife - 05/08/2013 20:21 - United States

Today, I stepped out of the house for some fresh air. It was still dark out, so imagine my horror when I accidentally stepped on a frog. It squealed for a split second before being crushed beneath my uncovered foot. FML

I agree, your life sucks 48 425

You deserved it 6 804

By orilykid - 31/10/2012 17:23 - United States - Richmond

Today, I was cleaning out my roof's gutter, which was full of leaves. There was an especially big pile, and when I started scooping it up, I felt something squishy. Turns out those leaves were covering the remains of a rotting squirrel. I can't stop smelling it. FML

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You deserved it 1 960

perdix 29

Wednesday 11 November 2009 2:59

It was a defenseless, little bird in need of help . . . until you crushed it to death. Birds are the descendants of dinosaurs. Sweet dreams.

alex_vik 0

Wednesday 11 November 2009 2:37

What are you, 7 and blind?

Comments

ananamoose 0

Wednesday 11 November 2009 3:53

tell the bird to stick it or you'll do it again

lostfaithinpppl 19

Wednesday 11 November 2009 3:56

OP, are you 5?

fegd 0

Wednesday 11 November 2009 4:00

Ohhh I love doing that too! :)

ScaryPants3 0

Wednesday 11 November 2009 4:02

I love stepping on leaves. :) But.. I'm hoping it was dead before you stepped on it for sure.

fringle 0

Wednesday 11 November 2009 4:16

so was it dead already or did you kill it o.O

Mortanious 0

Wednesday 11 November 2009 4:43

Go cry while hugging a tree! What the **** is it with emos?! And it's not like you stepped on a living bird and killed it. ******* hell, get a life bitch!

themuffinking 0

Wednesday 11 November 2009 8:06

Aww, why are you being so mean? C'mon, the nice lady is obviously upset, you shouldn't be calling her names. :(

shugacube 13

Sunday 11 March 2012 2:05

Why are you so angry?

GreenDaemon21 0

Wednesday 11 November 2009 4:58

women are stupid. but seriously, dont sweat it, every chicken, burger, meat salad, hotdog, or pepperoni pizza you eat contribute to the slaughtered animals list, if ur not vegetarian then u prolly indirectly killed about 30 chickens/year from being omnivore

catriona_cd 0

Wednesday 11 November 2009 5:01

fml??? atleast it was dead.. yes im sure this has ****** your life and will screw up you tiny brain for years to come.. grow up

xDEEEEEEEEEEE 0

Wednesday 11 November 2009 5:24

Girl, you're not alone. I almost did that a couple weeks ago. Yeah, I always wondered if I looked like a retard for walking in zigzags crunching leaves. &I also kick stones and stuff like that.