By mhmohyeah - 10/11/2009 23:05 - United States

Today, I was jumping on every crunchy leaf on the sidewalk. I went especially far out of my way to step on one only to notice it didn't crunch right. I looked closer, it was a dead bird. FML
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perdix 29

It was a defenseless, little bird in need of help . . . until you crushed it to death. Birds are the descendants of dinosaurs. Sweet dreams.

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alex_vik 0

What are you, 7 and blind?

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VirtualHolmes 0

testing comment.

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Argerkrieger 0

How is this possibly a FML? You stepped on a dead bird. Big whoop. Unless you were barefoot this isn't a big deal.

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melissa_10 7

was it squishy??? did blood splatter all over the place???

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KWifey305 0

You should have picked it up and sold it to a blind kid like Lloyd did inthe movie Dumb and Dumber

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SentrySarcasm 0

My word, stop BITCHING about whether or not it's a "REAL" FML and appreciate it for what it is - a FUN STORY. If it was a real FML, you'd all be bitching and moaning about how it's the OP's fault anyways, so smile for once and save yourself the trouble of getting yourself all worked up over a STORY. Sheesh.

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Edumacated 0

OP left out "well...*now* it's a dead bird, anyway..."

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blastvortex 3

If you were actually "watching" where you walked, that shouldn't have happened. =/

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CallMeHush 0

This is an FML why? The poor little birdies bones didn't crunch enough for you?

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WorkThatButt 2

You'll get over it :)

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FromCFL 0

It never ceases to amaze me how many ******* IDIOTS there are on this site. OP does makes a conscious decision to do something lame and over 6 THOUSAND people think OP's life is ducked because of it? ******* IDIOTS!!

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