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haha...caught in the act....who knows,maybe she thought u had crabs
Um theres this thing on like the door called like a LOCK which u can like totally use to keep people from COMING IN. BTW Ur natural hair color is also showing.
Not everyone has a lock on their door. My bedroom door doesn't have one.
is that what they're calling masturbation nowadays- an itch?
haha that sucks
just tell her what happened n it'll be all good..but what happens if ur really masturbating? i dunno figure that out urself
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OH YEAAAH BABY SCRATCH THAT LEG REEEAAAL GOOD ******* face*
When will kids these days learn. when your parents walk in on you masturbating always follow 2 simple steps: 1. Look them right in the eyes 2. Finish masturbating. they will never walk in your room without knocking again