By ak. - 02/03/2009 21:26 - United States

Today, I was laying with my girlfriend on the couch. I looked at her and said, "You're so beautiful. How did I ever get you?" She replied, "I was drunk." FML
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AliSama 17

unless she is drunk 24/7 it;s a joke. grow up.

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jSOPURE 3

Healthly Relationships & Humor FTW.

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tonce6701 0

ahahhah dont worry ..i'm always saying things like this to my bf and he knows im joking...otherwise i wouldnt be with him

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nonymous_fml 0

haha, I agree with some of the previous posts, she's most likely joking. Or maybe you met her at a party and she's just teasing/joking? Whatever, she has a cute sense of humor

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CAITx4OH1xCORE 0

lmao. im going to use something along the lines of this the next time my boyfriend asks me.

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twotwelve 0

i'm using that one too. or some form of it like "i was on a LOT of prescription medications"..

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Meta_fml 0

I think she's funny and was just joking around with you! In fact, I'm going to use that. :D

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24788 6

This one has to be a joke. I don't think she was serious if she's still with you.

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