By ak. - 02/03/2009 21:26 - United States

Today, I was laying with my girlfriend on the couch. I looked at her and said, "You're so beautiful. How did I ever get you?" She replied, "I was drunk." FML
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AliSama 17

unless she is drunk 24/7 it;s a joke. grow up.

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lakergurl91 0

Burn!! LMFAO!! But you still got her!! Smile Jesus loves you =)

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bigraws23 0

What would be worse is if you got her knocked up so she stayed with. Then if she had a miscarriage...

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ghost010 6

I don't really get why this is a fml, she's still with you, she could've just left if she didn't want to be with you

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jammer1379 2

i look at her and said*

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beren456 1

She's kidding, she's drunk, or she has no one else, otherwise why would she still be with you?

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Wazilla 0

he ask how did get her, so that means if she wasnt drunk at the time abd was sober she would have rejected him, but becuase she wasnt sober she got with him and is happy that she didnt reject him

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ingclassy 0

Ha! She must still be drunk. Keep a six-pack handy. She must just cheat on you when she's sober. Show some confidence, poon.

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awfulwaffles 0

I was showing a purse I wanted to my mom. She looked at it and said "that's hideous. But I guess it reminds me of you."

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