Love: Today, I was left at the altar. For the second time. By the same... - FML

By givingup - 30/01/2012 05:37 - United States

Today, I was left at the altar. For the second time. By the same man. FML

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By tragic - 29/08/2016 04:51 - United States - Bloomington

Today, I got dumped for the second time by the guy that I'd been seeing. He actually forgot that he'd already dumped me once this week and did it again. FML

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By Gigi - 02/07/2021 13:59

Today, my now ex-fiancé walked out on me on our wedding day. He decided his best female friend, whom he constantly told me not to worry about while we were together, is his "soulmate." Both of them ran away together to god knows where, while I stood there humiliated in front of our family and friends. FML

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By BoooMa - 31/03/2021 20:00

Today, my ex-fiancé got married. He left me at the altar last year because the thought of marriage and “taking such a big step” scared him. He’s only been with his new girlfriend for 6 months. Apparently I’m not good enough to marry. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/10/2012 10:15 - Australia

Today, for the second time, I met the man I'm having an arranged marriage with in 3 months. I'd previously met him last night, while he was mugging me. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/01/2024 19:00 - United Kingdom

Today, my ass of a husband to be stood me up at the altar. He embarrassed me in front of everyone. It was humiliating. All because apparently he’s now not OK with the mistake I made. Yes, I slept with your father, but don’t say you forgive me then leave me crying in front of everyone. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/12/2023 15:00 - United States

Today, my relationship of over a decade ended very badly and suddenly. He asked for one last favor and I agreed… before realizing it meant I had to go to the church where we'd always planned to marry. Thanks for the final stake to the heart. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/10/2015 04:46 - United States - Middleboro

Today, at our wedding, instead of saying "I do", my fiancé paused before saying, "I can't do this", stepped down from the altar and proposed to my maid of honor. When she obviously refused, he ran from the venue bawling. He's not returning my calls. FML

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By Wrongword - 17/04/2012 10:52 - China - Shanghai

Today, I congratulated a bride standing in front of a church in a white dress. Turns out she'd been stood up at the altar. She thrashed me with her bouquet. FML

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By damn it rose - 31/05/2014 13:40 - United Kingdom - Derby

Today, my ex-girlfriend proposed to me, at my wedding. FML

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By notmyfam - 09/09/2016 07:47 - Australia - Chester Hill

Today, my boyfriend stood me up. At dinner with his parents. FML

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FreeDrinks 4

Monday 30 January 2012 11:53

YDI for trusting him a second time TBH. If he ran once, get rid of him for good.

jackii1313 9

Monday 30 January 2012 11:54

Wouldn't you have learned the first time? Make sure theres no third time for him! I say fyl for being left at the alter and ydi for giving him another chance.

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StellaTheNerd 0

Monday 30 January 2012 14:17

Better luck next time OP. :)

Robbogas 2

Monday 30 January 2012 14:21

1st time shame on him, 2nd time shame on you

Katiekate5385 3

Monday 30 January 2012 14:25

No more chances for him

muffalufagus1 0

Monday 30 January 2012 14:27

He was at the alter both times. He's just a ninja. You didn't see him.

Birdy1492 4

Monday 30 January 2012 14:35

Fool me once shame on you...fool me twice shame on me.

snippyxD 7

Monday 30 January 2012 14:38

Runaway groom?

BluFlames 8

Monday 30 January 2012 14:41

Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me

Burrito_Time 5

Monday 30 January 2012 14:43

Don't give up he sounds like a keeper!!!

ymcmbboss 0

Monday 30 January 2012 14:51

As the Greeks say: "Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me."

perdix 29

Monday 30 January 2012 14:52

Give him another chance! Remember: It's THREE strikes and you're out. Keep that dress ready and make sure you're ready to play the old ball game ;)

ymcmbboss 0

Monday 30 January 2012 15:01

Should find a way to get him through the whole wedding and then divorce him and take half his shit,!

perdix 29

Monday 30 January 2012 15:07

Good plan. I never said she needed to play amateur ball. She can go pro, so to speak ;)

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