Love: Today, I was listening to music, talking to a boy I like on MSN....

By LasagnaRawks - 14/10/2009 20:19 - United Kingdom

Today, I was listening to music, talking to a boy I like on MSN. He asked if I could share the song I was listening to, so I did. It wasn't until I had shared and fully transferred it did I realise it was actually the fake radio show I record on my own, in a phoney Australian accent. All 6 minutes of it. FML

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By loser - 20/07/2009 22:39 - Canada

Today, I was testing out my new webcam on an msn Video Call with a friend I hadn't seen in a while. In an attempt to look cool, I pretended to have a very interesting phone conversation. Later I found out my webcam has a mic. She "heard" the whole thing. FML

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Foiled plan

By fazzems - 07/08/2009 03:10 - Canada

Today, I had a video call with a couple of old friends, but the conversation sort of got boring, so I started mouthing words so they'd think the connection was bad and end the awkwardness. Then, as soon as they hung up the call, I realized I'd left my music on in the background the whole time. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/08/2010 23:25 - United States

Today, I finally worked up the courage to play my friends the demo CD that I've spent all summer recording. I didn't tell them it was me. Not even 10 seconds into the first song, my best friend asked me to turn it off because it sucked. FML

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By Piano999 - 21/02/2010 07:41 - United States

Today, I lied to my crush telling him I can play the piano. To 'prove' it, I recorded a video on my phone of a girl playing a beautiful piece. After I sent it, I realized my mouse cursor was in the center of the page the entire time. FML

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By Scumbagmemory - 22/01/2012 04:17 - United States

Today, I was texting a guy that one of my friends told me about. She gave me his number and told me about how he was deaf. Three hours into great conversation I forgot and asked him what his favorite music was. FML

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Definitely done that

By Anonymous - 18/10/2019 04:00

Today, at work, I put my earphones in to listen to some music. An hour later, I realised I never pressed play. FML

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By talker - 14/11/2012 06:14 - United States - Middletown

Today, I discovered both how much I really talk to myself when I'm drinking alone and how thin the walls of my apartment are. I heard my own slurred voice coming from my neighbor's apartment. They had recorded me and made a mixtape of some of the more interesting things I had said. FML

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By Em - 15/10/2009 06:12 - France

Today, my boyfriend accidentally called me from his pocket. I thought it would be funny to see what him and his friends were talking about. I laughed when I heard him talking about us fooling around until I realized it wasn't me. FML

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Focus group

By Jay - 10/04/2009 14:41 - Germany

Today, my mate came over wanting me to listen to a new music CD he got. It was by some unknown band, and at the end he asked me what I thought, and I said it was ok but the lead singer couldn't sing even if his life depended on it. Turns out my mate's the lead singer, and it was his own band. FML

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By xoccerplaya - 06/10/2011 10:46 - United States

Today, I forgot what I was doing while listening to a voicemail and started talking back to it. FML

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dailyprophet 0

Thursday 15 October 2009 1:08

aw! that's cute

megamouth2 1

Thursday 15 October 2009 1:12

lmao, you just made my day! I used to do EXACTLY the same thing! And I agree with number one. It is kinda cute!

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SaphireScorpion 0

Thursday 15 October 2009 1:20

Damage control for that is not hard. If you're that embarrassed, just tell him "oops, just sent you some dumb thing my little sis/cousin/whoever recorded on my computer one day. Here's the real song." If you've got no one to blame it on, tell him you recorded it years ago for a group presentation in drama class or something. Not hard.

unluckiestperson_fml 14

Thursday 15 October 2009 12:27

In these situations I freeze and sorta go ooops, and I dont know what to do lol. In hindsight, that's a good idea, but I couldn't think of an excuse lol :(

ogloc 0

Thursday 15 October 2009 1:20

That's hilarious. I would love it if my gf did that.

Jackminardi 0

Thursday 15 October 2009 1:23

ydi for having a microphone

Ilovelife07 0

Thursday 15 October 2009 1:29

I think its both funny and sad that people need to put things like "it wasnt until i had shared and completely transferred it" just so people on here wont freak out and rip apart every fml. "zomg why didnt you just hit cancel????"

americayay 0

Thursday 15 October 2009 1:33

It's the Big Texas Butters Show!

Cant_Touch_This_ 0

Saturday 17 October 2009 21:19

ULTIMATE WIN! LMFAO!

americayay 0

Thursday 15 October 2009 1:35

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Veritas143 0

Thursday 15 October 2009 1:36

Random Question: Do you guys have Chocolate Milk over there? I visited Ireland a couple months ago and didn't see a single bottle of Chocolate Milk..I even asked for some at a restaraunt and they put cocoa power in milk..which was gross because it doesnt disolve at all.. anyone just wondering if the rest of the UK had it or I just got really unlucky in Ireland.

RockieGirl 0

Thursday 15 October 2009 10:40

O: OFCOURSEWEDO!! oh chocolate milk, my one true love...(L) P.S OP THIS IS THE MOST EPIC THING I'VE EVER HEARD AND I MAY BE IN LOVE WITH YOU. YES, YOU HAVE TURNED ME LESBIAN, FOR YOU. BE HAPPY. this sounds exactly like the stupid dorky things that happen to me. damnit. one day i swear i'll be so much cooler (H) i'm in bed ill and this made my day, yay!