Love: Today, I was listening to music, talking to a boy I like on MSN....

By LasagnaRawks - 14/10/2009 20:19 - United Kingdom

Today, I was listening to music, talking to a boy I like on MSN. He asked if I could share the song I was listening to, so I did. It wasn't until I had shared and fully transferred it did I realise it was actually the fake radio show I record on my own, in a phoney Australian accent. All 6 minutes of it. FML

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By loser - 20/07/2009 22:39 - Canada

Today, I was testing out my new webcam on an msn Video Call with a friend I hadn't seen in a while. In an attempt to look cool, I pretended to have a very interesting phone conversation. Later I found out my webcam has a mic. She "heard" the whole thing. FML

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Foiled plan

By fazzems - 07/08/2009 03:10 - Canada

Today, I had a video call with a couple of old friends, but the conversation sort of got boring, so I started mouthing words so they'd think the connection was bad and end the awkwardness. Then, as soon as they hung up the call, I realized I'd left my music on in the background the whole time. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/08/2010 23:25 - United States

Today, I finally worked up the courage to play my friends the demo CD that I've spent all summer recording. I didn't tell them it was me. Not even 10 seconds into the first song, my best friend asked me to turn it off because it sucked. FML

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By Piano999 - 21/02/2010 07:41 - United States

Today, I lied to my crush telling him I can play the piano. To 'prove' it, I recorded a video on my phone of a girl playing a beautiful piece. After I sent it, I realized my mouse cursor was in the center of the page the entire time. FML

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By Scumbagmemory - 22/01/2012 04:17 - United States

Today, I was texting a guy that one of my friends told me about. She gave me his number and told me about how he was deaf. Three hours into great conversation I forgot and asked him what his favorite music was. FML

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Definitely done that

By Anonymous - 18/10/2019 04:00

Today, at work, I put my earphones in to listen to some music. An hour later, I realised I never pressed play. FML

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By talker - 14/11/2012 06:14 - United States - Middletown

Today, I discovered both how much I really talk to myself when I'm drinking alone and how thin the walls of my apartment are. I heard my own slurred voice coming from my neighbor's apartment. They had recorded me and made a mixtape of some of the more interesting things I had said. FML

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By Em - 15/10/2009 06:12 - France

Today, my boyfriend accidentally called me from his pocket. I thought it would be funny to see what him and his friends were talking about. I laughed when I heard him talking about us fooling around until I realized it wasn't me. FML

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Focus group

By Jay - 10/04/2009 14:41 - Germany

Today, my mate came over wanting me to listen to a new music CD he got. It was by some unknown band, and at the end he asked me what I thought, and I said it was ok but the lead singer couldn't sing even if his life depended on it. Turns out my mate's the lead singer, and it was his own band. FML

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By xoccerplaya - 06/10/2011 10:46 - United States

Today, I forgot what I was doing while listening to a voicemail and started talking back to it. FML

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dailyprophet 0

Thursday 15 October 2009 1:08

aw! that's cute

megamouth2 1

Thursday 15 October 2009 1:12

lmao, you just made my day! I used to do EXACTLY the same thing! And I agree with number one. It is kinda cute!

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jchansfan 0

Thursday 15 October 2009 9:23

Am I the only one thinking its only cute because she's a girl. If it was a dude he'd be a loser geek to a lot of you, wouldn't he? Haha, i agree, I think its kinda cute too, but I just get the vibe people'd react differently to a dude posting this. Y'know? lol

ohheykiwi 2

Thursday 15 October 2009 10:27

That's so incredibly cute!

braziliangirl777 0

Thursday 15 October 2009 11:03

That's cute xD

Peroxide 3

Thursday 15 October 2009 11:11

Is that you Stewie???

unluckiestperson_fml 14

Thursday 15 October 2009 14:11

Emmm, no, I have no idea what you're talking about lol. Unless you're talking about family guy. Then yes!

unluckiestperson_fml 14

Thursday 15 October 2009 12:29

Good question, I'm scottish but don't live there anymore, and there is chocolate milk up there and chocolate milk down in england too :) But powder in the milk i.e Nesquik, is more popular I think.

unluckiestperson_fml 14

Thursday 15 October 2009 12:33

Answer for the chocolate milk question btw. I could do with some. ^

DirtyDiana_fml 0

Thursday 15 October 2009 12:53

Lmao that's awkward.

Jimboom 11

Thursday 15 October 2009 13:41

Strewth. YDI Ya Flaming galah!

epicsauceee 0

Wednesday 22 September 2010 16:30

home and away <3

aussieoioioi 0

Thursday 15 October 2009 14:57

this is a response to 62... my reply button wasnt working :) Anyways, If that was meant to be aussie, you suck and thats racist. I have never heard anyone in australia say "flaming galah" And the only person that said crikey was steve irwin. oh and as an aussie, YDI for trying to do our accent... No one can do a good aussie accent :P

Jimboom 11

Friday 16 October 2009 10:11

STFU. Thats not being racist. And if nobody says it then why the hell do you care? Get that didgeridoo out your ass But I have to agree with you. Nobody does a good Aussie accent. Just like nobody does a good South African accent. ;)