Love: Today, I was listening to music, talking to a boy I like on MSN....

By LasagnaRawks - 14/10/2009 20:19 - United Kingdom

Today, I was listening to music, talking to a boy I like on MSN. He asked if I could share the song I was listening to, so I did. It wasn't until I had shared and fully transferred it did I realise it was actually the fake radio show I record on my own, in a phoney Australian accent. All 6 minutes of it. FML

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By loser - 20/07/2009 22:39 - Canada

Today, I was testing out my new webcam on an msn Video Call with a friend I hadn't seen in a while. In an attempt to look cool, I pretended to have a very interesting phone conversation. Later I found out my webcam has a mic. She "heard" the whole thing. FML

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Foiled plan

By fazzems - 07/08/2009 03:10 - Canada

Today, I had a video call with a couple of old friends, but the conversation sort of got boring, so I started mouthing words so they'd think the connection was bad and end the awkwardness. Then, as soon as they hung up the call, I realized I'd left my music on in the background the whole time. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/08/2010 23:25 - United States

Today, I finally worked up the courage to play my friends the demo CD that I've spent all summer recording. I didn't tell them it was me. Not even 10 seconds into the first song, my best friend asked me to turn it off because it sucked. FML

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By Piano999 - 21/02/2010 07:41 - United States

Today, I lied to my crush telling him I can play the piano. To 'prove' it, I recorded a video on my phone of a girl playing a beautiful piece. After I sent it, I realized my mouse cursor was in the center of the page the entire time. FML

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By Scumbagmemory - 22/01/2012 04:17 - United States

Today, I was texting a guy that one of my friends told me about. She gave me his number and told me about how he was deaf. Three hours into great conversation I forgot and asked him what his favorite music was. FML

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Definitely done that

By Anonymous - 18/10/2019 04:00

Today, at work, I put my earphones in to listen to some music. An hour later, I realised I never pressed play. FML

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By talker - 14/11/2012 06:14 - United States - Middletown

Today, I discovered both how much I really talk to myself when I'm drinking alone and how thin the walls of my apartment are. I heard my own slurred voice coming from my neighbor's apartment. They had recorded me and made a mixtape of some of the more interesting things I had said. FML

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By Em - 15/10/2009 06:12 - France

Today, my boyfriend accidentally called me from his pocket. I thought it would be funny to see what him and his friends were talking about. I laughed when I heard him talking about us fooling around until I realized it wasn't me. FML

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Focus group

By Jay - 10/04/2009 14:41 - Germany

Today, my mate came over wanting me to listen to a new music CD he got. It was by some unknown band, and at the end he asked me what I thought, and I said it was ok but the lead singer couldn't sing even if his life depended on it. Turns out my mate's the lead singer, and it was his own band. FML

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By xoccerplaya - 06/10/2011 10:46 - United States

Today, I forgot what I was doing while listening to a voicemail and started talking back to it. FML

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dailyprophet 0

Thursday 15 October 2009 1:08

aw! that's cute

megamouth2 1

Thursday 15 October 2009 1:12

lmao, you just made my day! I used to do EXACTLY the same thing! And I agree with number one. It is kinda cute!

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CJ090 0

Thursday 15 October 2009 16:48

Holy potatoes ppl really make their own radio shows oh wow I know what I'm doing on my lunch break 2day lolz

xxBFMVAAMIWxx 18

Sunday 19 January 2014 14:11

Learning to spell?

sammy6597 0

Thursday 15 October 2009 17:39

I LAUGHED SO MUCH WHEN I READ THAT :)

sc27 0

Thursday 15 October 2009 22:42

LOLOLOL Actually belongs on MLIA but still... LOL

Witchcraft_fml 4

Thursday 15 October 2009 22:49

I only have one thing to say to you, OP... ...You sound awesome. That is all. Good day to you.

JanisEvans 10

Friday 16 October 2009 21:11

I think this is extremely cute. Good'ay! ;)

Allymeme 3

Saturday 17 October 2009 6:49

ydi for not paying attention... on the other hand, it might make a cute story someday. I don't really see this as a FML.

silly_kate 0

Saturday 17 October 2009 12:47

did you succeed in our accent? i give you more points if you did :) anyways, not an FML. he probably thinks you're cute and so does everyone else.

unluckiestperson_fml 14

Sunday 18 October 2009 1:56

He's sorta avoided me since, he doesn't think it's cute :/ I'm glad others do though =) Which is why I submitted it in the first place :) And I think I did succeed in the accent lol =]

Witchcraft_fml 4

Sunday 18 October 2009 2:11

How can he not think that's cute? :/ It's adorable. :] He has no sense of humour.

Searlo_50 0

Sunday 18 October 2009 17:55

I find it funny that nearly every aussie here has mentioned that everybody who attempts an aussie accent fails. agree 100%, just dont bother trying. Its not about havin a sense of humour, i just imagine hearing it and it would definately be awful to listen to..