Miscellaneous: Today, I was listening to music while my grandma and mom were...

By Momlovesme - 08/08/2009 00:43 - United States

Today, I was listening to music while my grandma and mom were in the same room. I only had one headphone in. My mom, thinking I had both in, started telling my grandma how much of a "little bitch" I am. My grandma went on to say, "She's also a slut." FML

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By lady_jeni - 09/07/2009 07:29 - United States

Today, I went to see my grandmother. She has alzheimers and doesn't remember me sometimes, and today she thought I was her sister and that I was trying to steal my grandfather from her. She hit me with a cane and called me a slut. FML

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Enough is enough

By Anonymous - 19/09/2015 05:45 - Canada - Victoria

Today, I was confiding in my grandma about how lonely I am and how everything in my life seems to be falling apart. While I was in mid-sentence, she rolled her eyes and made a show of removing her hearing aid. FML

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More details please

By Grandma has no filter - 08/12/2022 15:00 - United States

Today, I listened to my grandma monologue about how if my uncle was born first, my mother (and consequently, I) would not exist. I then got to listen to her rant about what a terror he was. Let's just say I learned and heard some things I'd rather have not known. FML

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By booste - 18/10/2009 04:06 - Canada

Today, I was written up because my manager heard me insulting a customer. How did I insult her? I called her grandma. Who did I say this to? My grandma. FML

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Make it stop, please

By Anonymous - 27/09/2024 14:00 - United States

Today, I had to listen to my mom give a detailed description of her date last night to her friends via speakerphone... while I was trapped in the car with her. When I pointed out that I was still in the back seat, she scoffed and told me, "I have a sex life, deal with it." FML

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By mel - 18/01/2013 23:18 - New Zealand - Auckland

Today, I went to a family dinner. My grandma wasted no time calling me a slut for not wearing a dress, my dad called my police officer boyfriend a "fucking pig", and then he told my mother to "put a cock in it" when she defended me. No wonder I hardly ever visit these people. FML

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Lame

By gloria77 - 23/01/2012 23:26 - United States

Today, I took my kids to visit their grandma. At one point while playing, my youngest said "Shit!", so I admonished her. My mom snorted and told me to "stop being such a little bitch", because it will make my kids into "lame prisses like their mother." FML

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Isn't it ironic, don't you think?

By Anonymous - 06/09/2019 20:03

Today, my mom complained that I was being too loud, and she smacked my head really hard. All while screaming at me. FML

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By webcammistake - 17/03/2009 20:51 - United States

Today, I was on a webcam with my friend. We were joking around so I stood up and flashed her. Her grandma choose that second to walk past and look at the screen. Her grandma now thinks were lesbians and that I'm a whore. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/08/2015 03:39 - United States - Pasadena

Today, I was on the phone with my senile grandma, when I told her I had to go because I had an appointment at the clinic. For some reason, she assumed I was talking about an abortion clinic, and started raging at me and calling me a murderer. FML

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Saturday 8 August 2009 9:22

what kind of mom would do that. that is horrible. i feel realy bad for u. sorry :(

codyxfail 0

Saturday 8 August 2009 9:24

Seriously, your relatives are shit. Or you're a bitchy ****. [:

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GMeister13 0

Saturday 8 August 2009 18:38

I think it's fake, if your relatives say that your a **** and a bitch I would move out ( course it sounds like they played a joke on you)

kellster 2

Saturday 8 August 2009 20:35

You know, if you're sitting around listening to music by yourself while there are other people in the room, I'm going to go ahead and say that you're a rude person, if it hasn't occurred to you yet that that's totally rude behavior. It's not that hard to believe that your relatives, who probably know you a lot better than I do, might not be so wrong about the other things, too. Rude of them to say it in front of you, but I bet the ipod pissed them off. It sure would have pissed me off. Grow a manner or two.

becks19 0

Saturday 8 August 2009 20:43

That's when you say "I learned from the best... Gram's a mega bitch and mom's a *****. I just tuned it down a bit."

PurpleHaze23 0

Saturday 8 August 2009 21:25

It doesn't matter if it's true or not. Mother and grandmothers shouldn't call you "bitches" or "*****". They just shouldn't.

PurpleHaze23 0

Saturday 8 August 2009 21:29

Mothers*

rocker8877 0

Saturday 8 August 2009 22:05

Your grandma!? Hell no...

thtnerdykid 0

Saturday 8 August 2009 22:22

Even if it was true... They shouldn't talk about it while they think she can't hear.

Everlost 0

Saturday 8 August 2009 22:30

when your mom and grandma talks like that, its kinda obvious where you are getting it from.

giganticbrain 0

Saturday 8 August 2009 22:32

HA!

Copilot 0

Saturday 8 August 2009 22:40

YDI for being an obvious ****. The mom isn't in the wrong, maybe the OP is one of those 15 year old bitches from maury who has had sex with 100 guys and wants a baby, and screams "YALL DON'T KNOW ME!"