By Anonymous - 17/11/2009 04:01 - United States

Today, I was looking at the annoucements in the newspaper and find out that my boyfriend of the past 6 years is supposed to be married in 2 days to what I thought was his ex-girlfriend. FML
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DameGreyWulf 0

What a little shit. Make a scandal. Disrupt the wedding. Perhaps she might not even know about you, or think YOU'RE the ex, which would make it all the better.

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scythefwd 0

"Does anyone hear have reason these two should not be married here today? Speak now or forever hold your piece." I do. I've been dating him for the last 6 years. Then walk out. Let the bride handle it from there.

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startafire 0

Sounds like my ex. The best revenge for a woman who stole your man is to let her keep him.

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AntiChrist7 0

Girls only love assholes. YDI

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CheshireHalli 19

You comment this on every FML. Not every girl likes assholes. =) Now, please, stop?

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Armin_fml 0

Maybe AntiChrist an itty bitty turning into sour milk D: I'm not denying girls don't love assholes but surely not all 3B+ do :D

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AntiChrist7 0

It's a simple yet profound truth.

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kisseshugsdrugs 5

correction: dumb GIRLS like assholes. women though go for men.

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ec08 0

wow, are you absolutely SURE that its him? not just two completely different people who had the exact same names who are getting married? its a far shot but its possible. otherwise, go to the wedding and afterwards when they're together tell him 'i think we should break up, the last six years were great but i dont think its gonna work'. if he tries to make it look like rubbish, pull out some photos.

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kisseshugsdrugs 5

1: how did you not realize that he was cheating for SIX YEARS?! there have to be signs unless youre extremely naive. 2: i say go to the wedding with photo evidence of your six long years wasted. i agree with what #10 said. ultimate win.

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Seventytimeseven 0

totally agree I mean what person on earth has time for 2 serious relationships? no one unless they are unemployed and never sleep. aside from the time factors though seriously he never smelled like her or talked about her a lot or anything? What kind of excuses did the guy give when OP hadn't seen him in like a week? Also total negative judgement on OP as a person cause seriously if she was even sort of cool after 6 years regardless or loyalties one of his friends would have said something to her they can't all be asshats

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I_Pity_U 0

Crash his scamming wedding and expose the truth in front of everybody!!

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NathanKett 0

You should dress up in a wedding dress and say that he asked you to marry him lmao

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icecreamrootbee 0

Well see, this is where you step up when the priest asks if anybody has an objections. If he has been cheating, might as well let his "soon-to-be" wife know before she makes her decision.

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Obelia 3

The bride obviously has no idea that he's been a cheating dick either. Do her a huge favour Op and let her know before she makes the biggest mistake of her life. There may be some monetary loss for her and her family but it is far better than her finding out in 10 yrs when they have 3 kids who would be hurt and don't deserve to go through that.

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Mommy2KAR420 0

I agree you should let the other woman know - it's not fair to either of you. BUT... come on now, 6 years? I'll give you the benefit of the doubt that he got BACK together with her and wasn't with her the whole time but after 6 years, why do you not have a ring on your finger or at least living with the guy? I completely support traditional lifestyles of not living together before marriage and such if that's what a person chooses but if you don't have a ring after 6 years of waiting, why weren't you walking away before finding out? That's a LONG time to waste on someone if they're not going to commit to you. And especially after that long, you just know what the other person is doing - there should be open communication but apparently that, among many other things, was lacking in your relationship.

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militarybrat 21

I was dating my husband for 6 yrs before he proposed. I don't feel like it was wasted time. Not everyone wants to get married to someone they met 6 months ago.

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