Intimacy: Today, I was looking for a moustache comb, couldn't find it anywhere....

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By CJ - 12/08/2016 01:02 - Canada - Lethbridge

Today, I was looking for a moustache comb, couldn't find it anywhere. Then I noticed it in a basket by the toilet with scissors. My wife's been using it to trim her pubes. FML

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By jemila - 01/06/2012 01:14 - United States

Today, I couldn't find my hairbrush anywhere; I ended up having to brush my hair with a fork. FML

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By marisa - 05/01/2013 00:31 - Ireland - Carlow

Today, I had to beg my husband not to shave his pubic hair into a handlebar moustache. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/06/2009 13:24 - Australia

Today, I was about to go and take a shower when I saw a pair of scissors taped to the door at eye level with a note from my boyfriend saying "Time to trim that hairy thang down under." FML

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By This sucks - 11/10/2017 04:30

Today, in the toilet at work, I found that the scissors on my multitool are quite good at getting rid of a shit-stained shirttail. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/09/2009 00:17 - United States

Today, while at my parent's house I decided to take a shower. I had to use my sister's bathroom and once out, grabbed a comb from her cupboard to brush my hair. I then noticed the clumps of hair on my shoulders. It's a razor comb on one side, regular on the other. I used the wrong side. FML

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By Hairball - 10/12/2009 20:41 - United States

Today, my coworker asked to borrow my nail clippers so he could take care of a hangnail. He went to the bathroom, which I thought was polite, but when he got back to his desk and returned my clippers, there were little curly hairs stuck inside. He's bald. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/05/2013 05:02 - United States

Today, my girlfriend was visiting, and while in the bathroom, she clogged the toilet. Since there was no plunger in the room, she unclogged it with the only thing she could find: my mother's hairbrush. FML

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By Toothy - 02/04/2011 05:03 - United States

Today, I learned that when I leave skid marks in the toilet my wife uses my toothbrush to remove them. FML

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Sunday 4 September 2016 15:04

Clearly this is the closest your moustache has been to her pubes in a while, if this bothers you.

ifuckuprandomly 28

Sunday 4 September 2016 15:03

Well they're both areas of hair above a set of lips...

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milman99 3

Tuesday 6 September 2016 16:58

you better learn to go down other wise there are other men yhat would gladly.....js

anaheimangels40 11

Wednesday 7 September 2016 5:15

She doesn't shave it? That's Nasty!

naviajack626 16

Thursday 8 September 2016 1:25

I feel like if this was the other way around and the husband was using OP's razor or something to shave his pubes, everyone would be more sympathetic.

HRose 2

Thursday 8 September 2016 4:54

Your beard IS also pubic hair, in an etymological sense. Grow a pair, dude. Soap, water, use it. If you can put your mouth there, you can stand to use a washed comb that was near it.