Intimacy: Today, I was looking for a moustache comb, couldn't find it anywhere....

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By CJ - 12/08/2016 01:02 - Canada - Lethbridge

Today, I was looking for a moustache comb, couldn't find it anywhere. Then I noticed it in a basket by the toilet with scissors. My wife's been using it to trim her pubes. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/06/2009 13:24 - Australia

Today, I was about to go and take a shower when I saw a pair of scissors taped to the door at eye level with a note from my boyfriend saying "Time to trim that hairy thang down under." FML

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By Anonymous - 11/09/2009 00:17 - United States

Today, while at my parent's house I decided to take a shower. I had to use my sister's bathroom and once out, grabbed a comb from her cupboard to brush my hair. I then noticed the clumps of hair on my shoulders. It's a razor comb on one side, regular on the other. I used the wrong side. FML

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By Hairball - 10/12/2009 20:41 - United States

Today, my coworker asked to borrow my nail clippers so he could take care of a hangnail. He went to the bathroom, which I thought was polite, but when he got back to his desk and returned my clippers, there were little curly hairs stuck inside. He's bald. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/05/2013 05:02 - United States

Today, my girlfriend was visiting, and while in the bathroom, she clogged the toilet. Since there was no plunger in the room, she unclogged it with the only thing she could find: my mother's hairbrush. FML

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By Toothy - 02/04/2011 05:03 - United States

Today, I learned that when I leave skid marks in the toilet my wife uses my toothbrush to remove them. FML

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Sunday 4 September 2016 15:04

Clearly this is the closest your moustache has been to her pubes in a while, if this bothers you.

ifuckuprandomly 28

Sunday 4 September 2016 15:03

Well they're both areas of hair above a set of lips...

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mdavis0529 14

Sunday 4 September 2016 20:15

So? You should be down there all the time anyway, so what difference does it make if your comb is?

AverageAvarice 23

Monday 5 September 2016 4:16

Yes, a women would be triggered by all the jokes they would be getting for growing out a moustache long enough to compare to pubes.

rialbybba 19

Sunday 4 September 2016 20:15

Soap and water. There you go. Problem solved.

HeatherCorinne 14

Sunday 4 September 2016 20:18

What the problem here?

xxUnknown 19

Sunday 4 September 2016 20:19

Have you never had your face in it anyways ?

ezrajab 22

Sunday 4 September 2016 20:24

Omg that's nasty

kharwood1208 14

Sunday 4 September 2016 20:27

not really seeing the problem.....

captainsmegma 12

Sunday 4 September 2016 20:48

Shame on you for not keeping your ole lady's bush properly trimmed.

sarcasticlilshit 9

Sunday 4 September 2016 20:48

Wow. Divorce is really the only option here.

sandman676 20

Sunday 4 September 2016 21:42

What's your problem op

lazlowrave 10

Sunday 4 September 2016 21:48

If your stash has never been near her pubes, you're doing it wrong.

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